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It took Ianto and Jack two hours to finally get to sleep, the last thing Ianto remembered saying was something about getting beds without squeaky springs in them into the guest rooms, sooner rather than later.
It was ten in the morning when Ianto was woken up by the crashing sounds coming from the kitchen, then there was a sudden influx of swearing followed by an ominous zapping sound, which had him shooting down the stairs, alas, not in time to save his beloved toaster from his father's wrath.
Jack was trying to hide behind his industrial-strength coffee, while the irate timelord stormed around the kitchen, Ianto could only look on in horror as his kettle followed swiftly in the toaster's wake.
"Dad, what have you done to my kitchen."
"Shhh, your mother's asleep, I'm making him breakfast."
"It's a little hard to make breakfast when your destroying all the appliances."
"But sssonn, there too slow, I was just trying to speed them up."
"They're fine the way they are, and why is Mom still asleep?"
"Like you don't know."
"Riiight, Lets just leave it there, shall we."
Both parties fell silent as a light tromping could be heard from upstairs, followed by the sound of someone being sick.
"Looks like breakfast might not be an option dad."
There was a very faint voice from upstairs.
"Did someone say breakfast, good, I'm starving."
"But mom's never hungry if he's been sick."
Ianto was pulled from his museings by a light thumping sound from behind him, the Master was sitting very still with a pallour to his face.
"Dad, what's wrong."
"I've only seen your mother hungry after throwing up once before."
"Ok, when was that?"
"When he was pregnant with you."
Slowly, Ianto sat beside his father.
"MUM!!!! ARE YOU PREGNANT?"
"Yes Dear, twins I think."
Ianto didn't need to turn around to see his father's sliding roll towards the floor, he did turn around at the second thump.
"Jack, why are you on the floor as well."
Jack couldn't hold it anymore, his increasingly hysterical giggles filled the air.
"Jaaaack."
"Bwahahahahahah......I'm.......I'm sorry......I can't.....help it.......hahahahahahahahahaha."
"You do realise that you can get me pregnant as well."
The laughter stopped abruptly.
"Jack......Jack......Oh great, he's fainted."
Turning towards the stairs, Ianto smiled at his mother.
"Congratulations."
"Thanks son, now where's breakfast, and why are Jack and your father lying on the floor."
"I'll order breakfast in, and parenthood is a scary thing."
TBC
It was ten in the morning when Ianto was woken up by the crashing sounds coming from the kitchen, then there was a sudden influx of swearing followed by an ominous zapping sound, which had him shooting down the stairs, alas, not in time to save his beloved toaster from his father's wrath.
Jack was trying to hide behind his industrial-strength coffee, while the irate timelord stormed around the kitchen, Ianto could only look on in horror as his kettle followed swiftly in the toaster's wake.
"Dad, what have you done to my kitchen."
"Shhh, your mother's asleep, I'm making him breakfast."
"It's a little hard to make breakfast when your destroying all the appliances."
"But sssonn, there too slow, I was just trying to speed them up."
"They're fine the way they are, and why is Mom still asleep?"
"Like you don't know."
"Riiight, Lets just leave it there, shall we."
Both parties fell silent as a light tromping could be heard from upstairs, followed by the sound of someone being sick.
"Looks like breakfast might not be an option dad."
There was a very faint voice from upstairs.
"Did someone say breakfast, good, I'm starving."
"But mom's never hungry if he's been sick."
Ianto was pulled from his museings by a light thumping sound from behind him, the Master was sitting very still with a pallour to his face.
"Dad, what's wrong."
"I've only seen your mother hungry after throwing up once before."
"Ok, when was that?"
"When he was pregnant with you."
Slowly, Ianto sat beside his father.
"MUM!!!! ARE YOU PREGNANT?"
"Yes Dear, twins I think."
Ianto didn't need to turn around to see his father's sliding roll towards the floor, he did turn around at the second thump.
"Jack, why are you on the floor as well."
Jack couldn't hold it anymore, his increasingly hysterical giggles filled the air.
"Jaaaack."
"Bwahahahahahah......I'm.......I'm sorry......I can't.....help it.......hahahahahahahahahaha."
"You do realise that you can get me pregnant as well."
The laughter stopped abruptly.
"Jack......Jack......Oh great, he's fainted."
Turning towards the stairs, Ianto smiled at his mother.
"Congratulations."
"Thanks son, now where's breakfast, and why are Jack and your father lying on the floor."
"I'll order breakfast in, and parenthood is a scary thing."
TBC