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I want a Something Awful Forums account for my birthday. I know there's a forum goon on this friends list somewhere... is it worth it? Is someone going to end up giving me one of those insulting red user titles that say "I HUNGER FOR DONG"? Start saving your 995 pennies now. Either that, or somebody put it on their credit card and I'll shoot you the ten bucks. Unless you live in Nigeria.
I would just like to add, for the benefit of the General Driving Public, that when you are waiting to turn into a large lineup of cars and decide to do so by WEDGING yourself in at the first 3-millimetre-wide opportunity, leaving me no other option than to (A) purposely plow the front end of my thirteen-year-old car into the back of your violently ugly Touring which I really should have done, or (B) let you in, the appropriate action for YOU to take in this situation is NOT NOT NOT to catch my eye and nod at me in 'thanks' as if I am a gentleman who has just tipped his hat at you. There are only two appropriate behaviors for you to take on as you forcibly navigate your vehicular boat through the urban sprawl:
1. Look sheepish; or
2. Laugh maniacally.
These are the ONLY APPROPRIATE PLANS OF OF ACTION. Do not wave your hand at me in thanks or I will cut it off.
Keep in mind, everyone, as you merrily weave your way through holiday traffic, cutting off everyone in your path: Yes, the driver behind you is always found to be at fault if you are rear-ended, regardless of the situation; however, it's hard to collect insurance if I've jumped out of my car and beat you to death with my ice scraper. That is all.
I would just like to add, for the benefit of the General Driving Public, that when you are waiting to turn into a large lineup of cars and decide to do so by WEDGING yourself in at the first 3-millimetre-wide opportunity, leaving me no other option than to (A) purposely plow the front end of my thirteen-year-old car into the back of your violently ugly Touring which I really should have done, or (B) let you in, the appropriate action for YOU to take in this situation is NOT NOT NOT to catch my eye and nod at me in 'thanks' as if I am a gentleman who has just tipped his hat at you. There are only two appropriate behaviors for you to take on as you forcibly navigate your vehicular boat through the urban sprawl:
1. Look sheepish; or
2. Laugh maniacally.
These are the ONLY APPROPRIATE PLANS OF OF ACTION. Do not wave your hand at me in thanks or I will cut it off.
Keep in mind, everyone, as you merrily weave your way through holiday traffic, cutting off everyone in your path: Yes, the driver behind you is always found to be at fault if you are rear-ended, regardless of the situation; however, it's hard to collect insurance if I've jumped out of my car and beat you to death with my ice scraper. That is all.