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That is an enviable piece of 'bling'.
"I see that you're admiring my necklace through the special window I had installed in my shirt."
Morrissey undertakes the first signing for his U R Tha Quizarry tour.
His PR people have told him to be nice to Bloods and Cripps, and he is not pleased.
You wouldn't be, either, if you'd asked for one of those special graffiti pens for the signing, and received a mere Sharpie in return.
See the sign behind him? "Gin". He is clearly instituting a 'shout-out' to his 'homie' Snoop Dogg, who is somewhat a connoisseur on the subject.
"My dear, while I do agree that you are a fine bitch, I must insist that your crack is sub-par."
There are gold teeth behind that smug Gangsta smile and you know it.
"What the deuce?"
"Eh? Paisley again!"
He keeps checking to make sure they are still there.
He can't decide whether they are actually a pattern, or if someone has slipped LSD into his Throat Ease again.
Again?
Yes, there was that one other time - he was so looped afterward that he wandered straight into Barney's and purchased a horrendous paisley blazer.
Defiant!
"YES. Cargo pants AND a dress shirt with just a hint of ruffle. Okay?"
The forcast calls for partly dressy with a chance of trim.
"I heard this all from Jed right before the show, all right? RUFFLES AND CARGO PANTS. YES."
Meanwhile, the microphone cord spies its chance and makes its move.
"OH GOD GET THEM OFF"
The front of his shirt has been attacked by a lawnmower.
