Our server was down ALL FUCKING DAY, which sort of threw a wrench into my plans to... work.
Instead, I used the pencil tool in Photoshop and my retro-80s crappy trackball mouse with only two buttons and no wheel to draw a picture of Morrissey. The picture's deadly accuracy speaks volumes about the quality of the mouse (but not my artistic skills, oh no):
I'd hit it.
FAQ:
1. A: It is a banana.
We all know how much Morrissey loves to have fun poked at him. If any of his lawyers ever see this site I'm sure to win a place on his list of people to feed to his hair.