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Yesterday I was in my lawyer's office getting ready for my depasition that's happeneing next week. That's where PO Stollaer's lawyer gets to ask me questions about how she made me lick her vagina when my urine turned up dirty, which was all the time. Mr. McGackle told me to make sure I was sober and cleaned up. Clean I know I can handle. I think the reason he asked me to make sure I was bathed is because of what happened.
I was sitting in his confrence room waiting for him to come in. Then all of a sudden I had to fart. It turned out it was a wet one and a little shit came out with it. What could I do? I went to the bathroom and went into a stall and took off my pants and panties, which aint easy to do over shoes. Lumbago is a bitch. There was a wet brown spot on both my panties and my pants. I threw my panties out the window, god help the people walking by on the sidewalk below. Then I put my pants back on. I smelled like shit, but not real bad I thought.
Talking to Mr. McGallon, I crossed my legs and kept bag of cans in my lap. I think he still stunk me out though.
I was sitting in his confrence room waiting for him to come in. Then all of a sudden I had to fart. It turned out it was a wet one and a little shit came out with it. What could I do? I went to the bathroom and went into a stall and took off my pants and panties, which aint easy to do over shoes. Lumbago is a bitch. There was a wet brown spot on both my panties and my pants. I threw my panties out the window, god help the people walking by on the sidewalk below. Then I put my pants back on. I smelled like shit, but not real bad I thought.
Talking to Mr. McGallon, I crossed my legs and kept bag of cans in my lap. I think he still stunk me out though.