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ok so it's been a while, I had to clean up off the cleaning products because my teeth were falling out. Teeth falling out is a drag, especially when you're in a social situation. If you burp or fart you say "excuse me" but the other day I was in McCluskey's arguing with that fat fuck Joe about the Mets, and I couldn't think of that new Jap's name, then it came to me: "MATSUI!" I yelled right in his face and one of my teeth flew right into his eye. What do you say when shit like that happens: pardon me? He was mad, but we had a good laugh later when we sneaked up on this guy in a suit and dropped it in his drink. You should have seen his Face when he drained off his drink.
And then later I got toasty toasty on some human bean booze cause skanky beulah was buying me drinks all night. She got some settlement for something and was lit up like a Christams tree. After about six hours I looked at my watch and saw that it was springtime and asked the Bueller if she wanted to play hide the tubesteak in the little boy's room. She said she couldn't cause of her injury, and I asked what the hell injury could keep her ass off a urinal. She said she had a lapsed yuteros from some bus accident. Then she lifted up her dress and lemme tell you, her meat mitten was INSIDE OUT! After that I needed air. I got a meatball hero and a couple of cans of redy whip, and went home. I was loaded so I just pulled down my pants and got in bed. Mary Fist don't mind sharing the bed with a meatball hero, and she don't want any either.
And then later I got toasty toasty on some human bean booze cause skanky beulah was buying me drinks all night. She got some settlement for something and was lit up like a Christams tree. After about six hours I looked at my watch and saw that it was springtime and asked the Bueller if she wanted to play hide the tubesteak in the little boy's room. She said she couldn't cause of her injury, and I asked what the hell injury could keep her ass off a urinal. She said she had a lapsed yuteros from some bus accident. Then she lifted up her dress and lemme tell you, her meat mitten was INSIDE OUT! After that I needed air. I got a meatball hero and a couple of cans of redy whip, and went home. I was loaded so I just pulled down my pants and got in bed. Mary Fist don't mind sharing the bed with a meatball hero, and she don't want any either.