I'm a bad ass!! I'm one-half of Bonnie and Clyde 2010!!

[sheltonb]

My name is Blake Shelton, y'all. I'm must_be_pop 's Most Hated Man.

• I don't put up with bullshit!
• I do have a wife (Miranda Lambert) and multiple girlfriends (Kelly Clarkson, Marie Osmond, Laura Bell Bundy, Hillary Scott, Kaynette Shelton, Faith Hill (she denies it!)!
• I am an alcoholic
• I love my crack pipe
• I'm a good ole boy from Oklahoma

Comments

oh no, look what you missed

[lambert_ran]

Son of a bitch!!!!!!

[sheltonb]

I knew I was missing out on something last night!!!

This is what happens when you're late to the party.

[lambert_ran]

You should have picked up your phone!

I'm going to be there early next time!!!

[sheltonb]

I never heard it ring!!!!!

It was a one-time only event.

[lambert_ran]

That's because I changed your ringtone!

Damn it!!!

[sheltonb]

Son of a bitch!! You better stay away from my phone!!

You didn't get the memo? That's sad.

[lambert_ran]

You better be nice or else I'll change all the names around on it and you'll never know who's who.

Be sure to give me the memo next time!!

[sheltonb]

You better not!!!

Or else what?

[lambert_ran]

Oops!

We won't be playing anymore hunting games around the house!!

[sheltonb]

Son of a bitch!!! You better fix it!!

Gasp! We're so over.

[lambert_ran]

I actually didn't. Not yet. You just have a Spice Girls ringtone.

You'll be back!

[sheltonb]

Hey, I wonder if they would all like to join us!!! In bed!!

oh really?

[lambert_ran]

That is just not ok Blake! Guess who gets the couch again....

Yes!!!

[sheltonb]

Your mutts get the couch!!!