I'm a bad ass!! I'm one-half of Bonnie and Clyde 2010!!

[sheltonb]

My name is Blake Shelton, y'all. I'm must_be_pop 's Most Hated Man.

• I don't put up with bullshit!
• I do have a wife (Miranda Lambert) and multiple girlfriends (Kelly Clarkson, Marie Osmond, Laura Bell Bundy, Hillary Scott, Kaynette Shelton, Faith Hill (she denies it!)!
• I am an alcoholic
• I love my crack pipe
• I'm a good ole boy from Oklahoma

Comments

[lambert_ran]

[sheltonb]

I hate when I lose my damn boner!!! We need to work on this.

[lambert_ran]

There's a medication for that now.

[sheltonb]

Yeah, I know what we are going to be doing tonight!!!! Bring on the VIAGRA!!!

[lambert_ran]

We have a show tonight!

[sheltonb]

I know!!!! I'm talking about the after party!!!

[lambert_ran]

Surprise! My family's coming.

[sheltonb]

They won't be in the bedroom!!!! They have to sleep some time!

[lambert_ran]

Just don't take the Viagra before the show!

[sheltonb]

Son of a bitch!!! You caught me...