Comments | sheltonb: I'm a bad ass!! I'm one-half of Bonnie and Clyde 2010!!

sheltonb

Feb 10, 2030 12:42

My name is Blake Shelton, y'all. I'm must_be_pop 's Most Hated Man.

I don't put up with bullshit!
I do have a wife (Miranda Lambert) and multiple girlfriends (Kelly Clarkson, Marie Osmond, Laura Bell Bundy, Hillary Scott, Kaynette Shelton, Faith Hill (she denies it!)!
I am an alcoholic
I love my crack pipe
I'm a good ole boy from Oklahoma

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lambert_ran February 11 2010, 15:09:22 UTC

sheltonb February 11 2010, 19:45:55 UTC

Holy shit!!! I bet the Asian's would love that have that for lunch!

lambert_ran February 11 2010, 19:47:08 UTC

How the hell does that thing get around?

sheltonb February 11 2010, 19:50:35 UTC

Hell if I know!!!

lambert_ran February 11 2010, 19:55:14 UTC

Maybe they roll him.

sheltonb February 11 2010, 19:57:20 UTC

Or kick him!!!

lambert_ran February 11 2010, 20:11:36 UTC

Blake!!

sheltonb February 11 2010, 20:13:18 UTC

Sorry!

lambert_ran February 11 2010, 20:20:10 UTC

You can't kick cats. That is a bad thing. Cats are friends.

sheltonb February 11 2010, 20:20:44 UTC

And Asians eat them, too!

lambert_ran February 11 2010, 20:21:40 UTC

I'm never eating Chinese food again!

sheltonb February 11 2010, 20:22:35 UTC

Ha ha!!! We are having Chinese tonight!

lambert_ran February 11 2010, 20:24:15 UTC

I'll just drink and starve myself then! Ha!

sheltonb February 11 2010, 20:25:38 UTC

Ha ha!!!

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