I'm a bad ass!! I'm one-half of Bonnie and Clyde 2010!!

[sheltonb]

My name is Blake Shelton, y'all. I'm must_be_pop 's Most Hated Man.

• I don't put up with bullshit!
• I do have a wife (Miranda Lambert) and multiple girlfriends (Kelly Clarkson, Marie Osmond, Laura Bell Bundy, Hillary Scott, Kaynette Shelton, Faith Hill (she denies it!)!
• I am an alcoholic
• I love my crack pipe
• I'm a good ole boy from Oklahoma

Comments

[nttls]

Well hey stranger.

[sheltonb]

Hey gorgeous. When are we going to get together?

[nttls]

We do have that show in Vegas in April. Why wait for that? You name the place and time, then it'll happen.

[sheltonb]

Hot damn!!! How about right now?!!!

[nttls]

Way to make a girl feel wanted! haha. Well, if your near Atlanta that can happen very easily. I doubt you are though! No one is ever near me.

[sheltonb]

Ha ha! I fucking wished I was near Atlanta! I bet I could make arrangements for a flight as long as you're going to be wearing nothing when you hand me a mixed drink!!

[nttls]

You'd just have to come and see if that'll happen...or not. God, anyone that is reading this is probably wondering things right about now.

[sheltonb]

Son of a bitch!!! Don't be teasing me like that! Who cares what they are thinking? It's not Blake Shelton thinking, so I don't care.

[nttls]

Why not? It's fun. One day you'll have to test me and see if I really am teasing. How do you know I'm not?

[sheltonb]

Damn it, Jennifer!!! I've got to have a few moments alone with Sugarland's video "All I Want To Do".....

[nttls]

You go have those few minutes. I bet if you asked Silva enough he'd give you the outtakes. Those are interesting I hear. haha.

[sheltonb]

Damn it!!!!!! I'm on the phone right now to Silva!!!!