Okay
So I got nudges to write something on here.
I'm still alive.
Here's a morbid joke that I like and someone had told me this to cheer me up. ^_^
Story:
When I used to go to wedding, the old ladies would kindly pat me on the shoulder and tell me "Don't worry, you'll be next soon enough." After a few years of this, I decided I should return the favor. Whenever I went to funerals, I would kindly pat the ladies of these shoulders whom were grieving sadly for their lost friend. "Don't worry, you'll be next soon enough." After a while, these kind elderly ladies have stopped giving me their kind speeches and condolences at weddings.
I'm still alive.
Here's a morbid joke that I like and someone had told me this to cheer me up. ^_^
Story:
When I used to go to wedding, the old ladies would kindly pat me on the shoulder and tell me "Don't worry, you'll be next soon enough." After a few years of this, I decided I should return the favor. Whenever I went to funerals, I would kindly pat the ladies of these shoulders whom were grieving sadly for their lost friend. "Don't worry, you'll be next soon enough." After a while, these kind elderly ladies have stopped giving me their kind speeches and condolences at weddings.