English is fun
Смешно :) и грустно.
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How can I miss you if you won't go away?
I'm so miserable without you, it's like having you here
I wouldn't take her to a dog fight 'cos I'm afraid she'd win
I keep forgettin'
I forgot about you
I still miss you baby, but my aim's getting better
I liked you better before I knew you so well
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И шедевр:
A linguistic professor was lecturing to his class:
"In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. "However," he continued, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."
A voice from the back of the room piped up,
"Yeah. Right."
*******
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
I'm so miserable without you, it's like having you here
I wouldn't take her to a dog fight 'cos I'm afraid she'd win
I keep forgettin'
I forgot about you
I still miss you baby, but my aim's getting better
I liked you better before I knew you so well
***
И шедевр:
A linguistic professor was lecturing to his class:
"In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. "However," he continued, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."
A voice from the back of the room piped up,
"Yeah. Right."