2.5 years and 2 kids later...
Dear Lord, where did my muscles go?? They are no longer in orbit. I've called on them today and they rose weakly like corpses from their resting graves.
Did a conditioning class today with martial arts instructor - yeah, I was a sad sight when I couldn't even do a sit-up. I've got homework to read and lots of practice to get those muscles to 'remember' who they once were before next Friday. [Sifu's word, not mine]
Now for some TMI:
Dear body,
Go you for growing and birthing 2 children. I realize you are now the expert at the miracle of life and want badly to do this all over again, but you could have given me a few more months, couldn't you? Seriously?? It hasn't even been 2 months and I have this again. Hate to break it to you, but we are not doing this whole baby thing again. Just so you know.
Did a conditioning class today with martial arts instructor - yeah, I was a sad sight when I couldn't even do a sit-up. I've got homework to read and lots of practice to get those muscles to 'remember' who they once were before next Friday. [Sifu's word, not mine]
Now for some TMI:
Dear body,
Go you for growing and birthing 2 children. I realize you are now the expert at the miracle of life and want badly to do this all over again, but you could have given me a few more months, couldn't you? Seriously?? It hasn't even been 2 months and I have this again. Hate to break it to you, but we are not doing this whole baby thing again. Just so you know.