"Till death due you part…"
Till death?
Now that's a funny phrase… what had to happen for that particular wording to be put into a marriage line. What does that insinuate? "If you don't like 'em, kill 'em and everything is fine because now one is departed and you don't have to deal with divorce lawyers"?? If that was how everything worked, then you only have that one person that opens a briefcase, "Coooonnnnngraaaaattttulations, you win all this other person's worldly possessions just by being related in some manner! W00t!" Now I kinda/sorta wish I knew EVERYONE… can you imagine how easy it'd be to pay for college?? Yeah… I guess this little thought is inappropriate in some manner yet oddly amusing.