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[024] [Voice forever]

May 16, 2011 21:11

[This message comes from a new, previously unseen ID. But it does not appear to come from a confused new arrival, and the - calm, elderly? - voice speaking may appear oddly familiar to some of you...]

Greetings, everyone.

I am Shelly de Killer. I work as a professional assassin in my world, and I am now making my services available to the population ( Read more... )

business of the serious kind, !ic, !de killer

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[voice] pastsanity May 16 2011, 21:46:58 UTC

... Interesting.

Very interesting.

[voice] shellderkillder May 16 2011, 22:07:11 UTC

Would you care to elaborate, good sir?

[voice] pastsanity May 16 2011, 22:09:08 UTC

Do your services extend beyond that of murder?

[voice] shellderkillder May 16 2011, 22:12:34 UTC

What do you have in mind?

[voice] pastsanity May 16 2011, 22:24:03 UTC

I require information.

Information that, at the moment, it seems I am completely unable to gather as the person I am now. If it is payment you require, I assure you, I have a great deal in my proper "world" but... here, I am not as fortunate.

[voice] shellderkillder May 17 2011, 06:26:33 UTC

Payment or not... Information-gathering falls outside the scope of my services.

[Sure, he does it for himself. Other than that, though? He's not a private detective, he's an assassin.]

[voice] pastsanity May 17 2011, 18:01:10 UTC

... I see.

Forgive me for wasting your time.

[voice] shellderkillder May 17 2011, 18:22:53 UTC

It is quite alright.

[voice] pastsanity May 17 2011, 18:39:26 UTC

Indeed.

Farewell, Mr. de Killer. [and he cuts off there. nothing against assassins, really, but he has no one he needs dead.]

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