[009] [Voice/Action; S-SORRY FOR THE SPAM?]
[Shelly is currently strolling around Violet. Well, not quite strolling. With how serious and focused (despite his visible exhaustion) he looks, it seems more like he's patrolling. His Pokémon are around him; Weasley covering the front, Viola on the rear left and Moe on the rear right.]
To anyone currently hearing this transmission, I advise you to do whatever you can in order to remain calm. If you have recently woken up, try not to panic; you have likely just had a nightmare or perhaps even a hallucination. You are not the only one; I suspect mass hysteria. I suggest some strong coffee to help you keep a good grip on reality, but do try not to overdose. I doubt the Pokémon Centers need any more easily avoidable dead bodies to look after at the moment.
I will try to ensure no one gets unnecessarily hurt. It's not as if I can sleep right now, in any case.
((OOC: Might be jumpy. Handle with caution, sleep-deprived jumpy assassins may be harmful to your bodily condition.))
To anyone currently hearing this transmission, I advise you to do whatever you can in order to remain calm. If you have recently woken up, try not to panic; you have likely just had a nightmare or perhaps even a hallucination. You are not the only one; I suspect mass hysteria. I suggest some strong coffee to help you keep a good grip on reality, but do try not to overdose. I doubt the Pokémon Centers need any more easily avoidable dead bodies to look after at the moment.
I will try to ensure no one gets unnecessarily hurt. It's not as if I can sleep right now, in any case.
((OOC: Might be jumpy. Handle with caution, sleep-deprived jumpy assassins may be harmful to your bodily condition.))