[001] [voice]
[Anyone around New Bark at the moment will see this nice old fellow taking cover from the rain, accompanied by his very very serious-looking Sneasel. After some blind fiddling with his PokéGear, this dapper gentleman manages to find the voice function.] ... Hello. I apologise for attempting to communicate at random like this, and I am terribly sorry if I interrupted anything important, whoever it is that I'm speaking to, but I seem to be... lost. This is not the country of Borginia, is it?
[A pause.] Ah, and there is a small creature standing near me. [Another, more awkward pause.] I... do believe that it is glaring at me. Normally, this would not worry me, but the creature's claws look rather long and I seem to be unarmed at the moment. As such... I would appreciate some help and clarification. Thank you. It's... hissing. Perhaps it's a cat, although I have never seen any quite like this one.
[A pause.] Ah, and there is a small creature standing near me. [Another, more awkward pause.] I... do believe that it is glaring at me. Normally, this would not worry me, but the creature's claws look rather long and I seem to be unarmed at the moment. As such... I would appreciate some help and clarification. Thank you. It's... hissing. Perhaps it's a cat, although I have never seen any quite like this one.