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[shellbreaking]

Thanks to Little Lena, I got a robot of my very own who loves me and didn't reject me on a sidewalk. :D

I didn't even have to chase this one.

BEST day!

This is the best day and the best week!

Everybody dance now!

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[lefttogive]

Oh, Mark. [yes, that is the extent of his amused reaction]

[shellbreaking]

Oh, John. [:x]

[lefttogive]

What even are you going to do with a robot?

[shellbreaking]

I think the better question is, what won't I do with a robot?

A) Nano provides company of the robotic sort.

B) Nano is capable of doing some calculations, holding data, and making recommendations.

C) Also works as a really great moving bedside table or table in general. Nano can carry drinks!

D) I have not figured out everything Nano can do yet but there are many things and I will do them all!

Well, not all. There are probably some things that I won't want.

[lefttogive]

That's actually a disturbing question.

A) As opposted to the living and breathing sort of company?

B) You can do that. In your sleep. Blindfolded.

C) We live at a bar. Anyone can carry drinks.

D) I have no doubt you will figure it out, Marky Mark.

This is, at the very least, reassuring.

[shellbreaking]

[There is really only one way that Mark can respond to all of this.

One sentence

and it goes as follows:]

STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP.

[his friendSHIP between robot and himself. ;;]

also, those things are all true but a robot just makes each activity cooler.

[lefttogive]

[asldkfjas LMFAO

John does not really want to crack up.

Only he does, so he is cracking up.]

I'm sorry.

I will no longer blow holes in your ship.

I will leave your ship intact.

[Mark will go down with this ship.]

It does. I will give you that. Having a robot is super cool, Mark. I'm glad you have one.

[shellbreaking]

[jrkela; LMFAO

It is okay, John.

It is pretty funny. >>]

It's okay.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

I don't want to sink. I want to float here.

[He will. 8|]

It is the coolest. You can play with the robot whenever you want, John. Nano is here for us all!