The Long and Short of the Long Weekend

[shell0r]

Of course, I'll be using my favorite format: the list.

1. Cover letters masterfully written? Check.
2. Rent paid? Check.
3. Strict diet cast to the wind? Double Check.
4. Car paintballed by stupid neighbor kids? Check.
5. Fried seafood from Woodman's eaten? Check.
6. Surname legally changed to a spanish number? Check. Oh wait, that wasn't me.
7. 40oz. of King Cobra imbibed comically? Check.
8. Stairs fallen down? Check, but not necessarily in that order.