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FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young HOOKER named FLANDERS. He was FAST SLEEPING in the SULLEN forest when he met LARGE BAUER, a run-away MUSICIAN from the NOISY Queen KATIE.
FLANDERS could see that LARGE BAUER was hungry so he reached into his STYRAFOAM COOLER and give him his SWEET SHRIMP AND STEAK DINNER. LARGE BAUER was thankful for FLANDERS's SHRIMP AND STEAK DINNER, so he told FLANDERS a very CRAZY story about Queen KATIE's daughter SARAH. How her mother, the NOISY Queen KATIE, kept her locked away in a BROTHEL protected by a gigantic RABBIT, because SARAH was so SLEEZY.
FLANDERS CRIED. He vowed to LARGE BAUER the MUSICIAN that he would save the SLEEZY SARAH. He would LAUGH the RABBIT, and take SARAH far away from her evil mother, the NOISY Queen KATIE, and SLAP her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a HARD SCREAMING and LARGE BAUER the MUSICIAN began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic RABBIT from his story. NOISY Queen KATIE JUMPED out from behind a MATRESS and struck FLANDERS dead. In the far off BROTHEL you could hear a GUITAR SOLO.
THE END.
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