Just Because You're Paranoid...
Innocently walking through Albert Park when suddenly:
"Excuse me! Are you my undercover brother?"
"what..." Pause. "...the fuck".
"oh...oh, excuse me!" And thus she hurried away.
Hm. Doubtless it was some dodgy internet relationship deal. Gone wrong. What was it about my appearance? How many little bespectacled longhaired kepi-wearing (it's goofy, but I persist) University students does she chat with?
Two minutes later, somebody else equally as random:
"Hey! Are you my undercover brother"
I can see two men in suits out of the corner of my eye. Unfortunatly I'm not joking.
"What the hell is this about?" a litle too squealy.
"Oh, sorry!" and she's very embarrassed and runs away and the suits are actually watching me over newspapers briefcases at their sides.
I wonder what would've happened if I'd said Yes.
"Excuse me! Are you my undercover brother?"
"what..." Pause. "...the fuck".
"oh...oh, excuse me!" And thus she hurried away.
Hm. Doubtless it was some dodgy internet relationship deal. Gone wrong. What was it about my appearance? How many little bespectacled longhaired kepi-wearing (it's goofy, but I persist) University students does she chat with?
Two minutes later, somebody else equally as random:
"Hey! Are you my undercover brother"
I can see two men in suits out of the corner of my eye. Unfortunatly I'm not joking.
"What the hell is this about?" a litle too squealy.
"Oh, sorry!" and she's very embarrassed and runs away and the suits are actually watching me over newspapers briefcases at their sides.
I wonder what would've happened if I'd said Yes.