SUMMARY: Penny and Sheldon visit her parents in Nebraska. Sheldon wears jeans and maybe a cowboy hat. Penny explains her deep, abiding love for Justin Timberlake. Jell-O salad is consumed in bulk.
RATING: PG-13
DISCLAIMER: The characters in this story do not belong to me and no copyright infringement is intended.
WORD COUNT: 3200
FOR:
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help_haiti lightning round. Thank you for being so generous and for being awesome in general.
NOTE: I cannibalized the opening passage from a little something I'd written for the Paradox Kink Meme. Also, it's now crystal clear that I wouldn't be able to write just 500 words if my life depended on it.
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Her hand creeps over to his thigh, clad in a pair of worn Levi's. All he needs is a Stetson and he'll be the perfect Nebraska wannabe cowboy. )