If I were a Boy, Parts Four and Five
Two parts, because I love y'all so much!!!
Title: If I Were a Boy, Part Four
Summary: Raj and Howard find out about the night before
Rating: PG (for this chapter. Subject to change)
Part Three Part Six
“Woooow,” Howards’s mouth hung open, “You are one lucky man, Sheldon Cooper.”
“Why? Because Penny decided she wanted to dress like a superhero to prove a point?” Sheldon asked.
“You can say what you want, because I know Penny must have been hotter than roti and curry,” Raj piped up, “I bet she almost lowered your IQ.”
Leonard nodded, “She looked pretty darn good. He was even staring at her!”
“I was not!” Sheldon protested, “I explained to her the positive attributes of the character she chose to portray, didn’t i? I couldn’t have done that if I were speechless.”
“He didn’t say you were speechless,” Howard pointed out, “he said you were staring.”
There was a pause.
“Well I wasn’t staring either,” Sheldon looked down at his shoes, “She was dressed quite accurately, that is all.”
“Sounds like she gave you one heck of a show!” Raj laughed.
A/N: I’m hungry. I want roti and curry.
Title: If I Were a Boy, Part Five
Summary: Penny puts her acting skills to good use.
Rating: M (for nudity. YAY Nudity!!)
Penny was breathing heavily because she had just run all the way from the fourth floor to the basement. Her friends were already outside and she wasn’t even dressed yet to go to the party.
She skidded to a halt at the laundry room and ran inside, not at all surprised to see Sheldon in the middle of his Saturday night routine.
“I’m late, I’m late, I’m late!” she mumbled, putting her pumps on the floor and running towards the dryer with her clothes in it.
“You really aren’t supposed to leave your laundry unattended,” he chastised her.
“I know I know! I was upstairs painting my nails and they called…” Penny grabbed the hem of her green shirt, yanked it up over her head and dropped it in her laundry basket. She shimmied out of the tiny pink shorts she had on and flung them in the basket too. Then she unhooked her bra and three pointed it into the basket over her shoulder.
Completely ignoring Sheldon, she dug through her clean clothes for something to wear. She chose a low cut top and some black jeans. Pushing her feet into her pumps, she threw a “Bye, Sheldon!” over her shoulder and ran out of the laundry room.
She was laughing out loud by the time she reached her friend’s car. If only her acting coach were there to see her in action.
Later, when she came home, her laundry basket was at her door with all her clean clothes folded neatly inside. The clothes she had taken off earlier were folded beside the basket on top of her flip flops.
She smiled.
A/N: Penny in her skivvies. What else could you want Sheldon??????
Title: If I Were a Boy, Part Four
Summary: Raj and Howard find out about the night before
Rating: PG (for this chapter. Subject to change)
Part Three Part Six
“Woooow,” Howards’s mouth hung open, “You are one lucky man, Sheldon Cooper.”
“Why? Because Penny decided she wanted to dress like a superhero to prove a point?” Sheldon asked.
“You can say what you want, because I know Penny must have been hotter than roti and curry,” Raj piped up, “I bet she almost lowered your IQ.”
Leonard nodded, “She looked pretty darn good. He was even staring at her!”
“I was not!” Sheldon protested, “I explained to her the positive attributes of the character she chose to portray, didn’t i? I couldn’t have done that if I were speechless.”
“He didn’t say you were speechless,” Howard pointed out, “he said you were staring.”
There was a pause.
“Well I wasn’t staring either,” Sheldon looked down at his shoes, “She was dressed quite accurately, that is all.”
“Sounds like she gave you one heck of a show!” Raj laughed.
A/N: I’m hungry. I want roti and curry.
Title: If I Were a Boy, Part Five
Summary: Penny puts her acting skills to good use.
Rating: M (for nudity. YAY Nudity!!)
Penny was breathing heavily because she had just run all the way from the fourth floor to the basement. Her friends were already outside and she wasn’t even dressed yet to go to the party.
She skidded to a halt at the laundry room and ran inside, not at all surprised to see Sheldon in the middle of his Saturday night routine.
“I’m late, I’m late, I’m late!” she mumbled, putting her pumps on the floor and running towards the dryer with her clothes in it.
“You really aren’t supposed to leave your laundry unattended,” he chastised her.
“I know I know! I was upstairs painting my nails and they called…” Penny grabbed the hem of her green shirt, yanked it up over her head and dropped it in her laundry basket. She shimmied out of the tiny pink shorts she had on and flung them in the basket too. Then she unhooked her bra and three pointed it into the basket over her shoulder.
Completely ignoring Sheldon, she dug through her clean clothes for something to wear. She chose a low cut top and some black jeans. Pushing her feet into her pumps, she threw a “Bye, Sheldon!” over her shoulder and ran out of the laundry room.
She was laughing out loud by the time she reached her friend’s car. If only her acting coach were there to see her in action.
Later, when she came home, her laundry basket was at her door with all her clean clothes folded neatly inside. The clothes she had taken off earlier were folded beside the basket on top of her flip flops.
She smiled.
A/N: Penny in her skivvies. What else could you want Sheldon??????