Fic: Five Times Penny Doesn't Touch Sheldon

[d_sieya]

Title: Five Times Penny Doesn’t Touch Sheldon
Author: d_sieya
Spoilers: TECOF, mostly, but references several S1 and S2 episodes
Rating: PG-13 for cussing I guess, to be safe
Word Count: 2,698
Disclaimer: Do you think I’d be writing fic if I could be finding excuses to attach myself to Jim Parsons?
Author’s Note: Of course I had to post this after montycrowley

Comments

[nbaeker]

Colon Capital D!

[d_sieya]

Less-than-three!

[montycrowley]

YES. HAHAHA. Yes.

I'm a sucker for gesture, touch, positioning, contact - physical movements and responses and reading between the lines - and this is great! I'm all "Of course he's angled away from her! Of course she wants to grab his beardling!" with a contented chuckle.

CLEVAH GIRL.

What a lovely and well-crafted fic! A little nougat of pleasure!

I don't know what you're talking about in the author's note, but it sounds silly.

Yeah, so, I've never seen Star Wars or Star Trek, so thanks for spoiling them for me, d_sieya.

[d_sieya]

I don't know what you're talking about in the author's note, but it sounds silly.

I'm never silly.

AND AND. OKAY FIRST OFF... cough, /capslock. First off I gave NO plot details of Star Trek away and, and second off, I didn't realize I'd have to put a spoiler alert for a 25 year-old movie! And THIRD OFF: HOW THE HELL HAVE YOU NOT SEEN STAR WARS? With all due respect, get the hell ON that! Han/Leia was my first OTP, and you'll see why once you marathon IV, V, and VI. Especially number five, which is, like, the best.

And, Gawd, thank you. I tried to get Sheldon's mannerisms as much as I could, because I feel like I suck at dialogue with him. It's too... unique. One day I'm gonna do a fic from his POV to try to figure out how people do it. And who didn't want to grab his beardling? (Actually, I wanted to grab other parts of him but, ahem, I should keep this PG-13.)

I grinned like a real live idiot for a good fifteen minutes after I read this :D

[d_sieya]

LOL. Omfg I love Marshall. And thanks! =D

[d_sieya]

Oh, I know, I'm just being stupid. This community is really too pleasant for its own good

Thanks for the read, I'm glad you enjoyed it :D

[artic_fox]

Your Penny voice here is so great! Great inner monologue and thought process. I really liked:

Even though there is no reason for him to get jealous.

(Even though, with Sheldon, there might be.)

So no, definitely not Leonard's board indeed!

[d_sieya]

Thanks! That was one of my favorite parts, too. It took incredibly long to figure out how to set up the first part of that section perfectly for those last two lines, so I'm glad it worked :D

[your_chair]

:D !!!

Because sometimes a nearly-touch means more than a touch.

Also:

“Son of a bitch,” Penny finally exclaims, decides, then marches back up to him (he takes another wary step backwards), pulls his head down, reaches hers up, and they meet somewhere in the middle.

Epic.

♥

[d_sieya]

Glad you liked the end :D and hearts semicolon to you too.