Poem

[jvogel_alpha]

I am fairly on the fence as to whether the show's creators envision a Sheldon/Penny pairing or whether they could pull it off well. It's the sort of thing that would have to be done flawlessly. but for the halibut I wrote an imaginary poem by Sheldon about Penny. His poetry among the reasons he doesn't want anyone snooping around his room! I tried to make it literate enough to sound Sheldony. I'm sure the idea has been done.

Schrodinger's Soft Kitty

Hidden in Schrodinger's cold steel box
Your soft warm femininity
Enshrouded in quantum mystery
Entangled in coetaneous paradox

A penny flipped but out of sight
A heart taps quiet one two three
Kitty ... Kitty ... Kitty
Pyramus whispers in the night

Ear pressed against the barrier
A wall, a hall
another wall
What state, this ball of fur
Soft or stiff
Warm or cold
Life or death
Purr purr purr