GRACE and I'S IMPRESSIONS!
Grace: All right, well, we're gonna do some impressions right now, so... First one we're gonna do is Dono! Oh, and this is Grace, by the way. Uhm, well... Shelby, you do Dono.
Shelby: All right.. Cool.. *wheeze/laugh*
Grace: Umm, talking e-chic is so not over, LOLOLOLZ PIGS! Does it ever get OLD being LAME?
Shelby: You lose. OMG, whiskerred jeans are totally the new fad.
All right, now I'm gonna do Silv. I love Jules, and ThouShaltNot. And uhmm.. Poetry rules. Yeah. I LOVE JULES!
Grace: WOOT Ok now I'm gonna do Aeryn. K? This is Grace.
I AM SOOOO TALENTED THAN YOU WILL EVER BE! (Shelby is heard in the back giggling) There are roses in my room on the wall, and i like wearing kitten heels to bed! I have no gap between my tooth. Grace is a fat pig LOLOLOLLLLLOL Love ya Dono, you're God! Poop.
Ok, I'm doing Angela. This is Grace. Arryyte? Arryte... All right. UM! Went to Tiff's today - TOTALLY CRUNK! Dude, I got the best Juicy. You bet I was all over that shit! Shit. Playaz gotta play, yo. (Shelby giggles) WAIT BRB!
Shelby: Oh, and while I was at Tiff's I bought like a five thousand million thousand hundred twenty dollar fifteen million uh BRACELET that is actually kind of.. like.. two dollars.. that I got from.. the drug store down the street-
Grace: -BUT I WANT EVERYBODY TO THINK I'M COOL, SO I'M GONNA SAY I'M RICH.
Shelby: YUP! Ok this is Shelby and I'm gonna do Mo-Whit. ::high voice:: ALL RIGHT TODAY I WENT TO AND TOTALLY CRUNK! And.. well.. oh, I'm all over that shit, yeah, playaz gotta play! Um, well, and when I went to Tiff's I bought a five thousand million hundred dollar thing, but it's really twenty dollars. But, I want everybody to think I'm Angela- I MEAN COOL (Grace snickers) So, I'm gonna say.. That it's that much.
Both: YUP! (cut off laughter)
Shelby: All right, now, this is Shelby and I'm gonna do Ali. ::low voice:: Uhm.. smoking.. is so.. (Grace snickers and Shelby's voice gets crackly) cool. Oh no, I think my arm just fell off.. My face is sooo '89.
Grace: I am so cool right now you guys.. (Shelby laughs) I am like.. so COOOOL. (Grace says 'heroin' but Shelby cuts the tape off before she could finish.) Ok well, this is Grace and now I'm gonna do Alaina. ::worried, emo voice:: AHUMMMM.. Rich doesn't feel the SAME.. This is what I've become without youuuuu I CAN'T STOP CUTTIN'! YUP! Rich come back to me, I love Brandon, OH! CUT POOP BLOOD.
Shelby: All right, this is Shelby and Grace and-
Grace: -And I'm gonna do Julie because she's my favorite person on the board.
Shelby: Ok.
Grace: She rocks..
Shelby: Go, Grace.
Grace: My.. self, or something. Uhmm... uh, roses are red, violets are blue, JULIE your smile is pretty but I'm going to make this white so no one (Shelby laughs) can see it except for when they highlight it- you have a cute smile LOVE, MATT.
Shelby: Uhm, I went to camp about.. (laughs) two days ago..
Grace: And I-
Shelby: -And I got hugged by a lot of people.. And it was the most beautiful thing of my eyes-
Grace: -It was like unconditional love, or something.
Shelby: It was SO phenomenalishanenand..
Grace: I love everyone, and I'm totally a democrat, even though I say I'm green party.
Shelby: All right-
Grace: Jules is stupid.
Shelby: Uhm, OKAY! I'm gonna do Jules. This is Shelby. All right.
The maximum criteria of your thoughts is not only what you want it to be, but what you think it is.
Shelby's Dad: *mumbling*
Grace: Mr. Thoma, what's your favorite food?
Shelby's Dad: Uhhh.. I have several.. Different foods..
Shelby: Well, what are they?
Shelby's Dad: I prefer no one know about them. I like uhh.. Chicken and dumplings. I like.. Certain barnyard animals.
Grace: *LAUGHS*
Shelby: And that was a snippet from my Dad, sorry folks. ::does Jules again:: I really like what I see in Lindsay.. But like.. Uhhhmmm.. She is too young to understand the deepness of my thoughts, and what I think of the world.. It is just a stage that everyone-
Grace: -I'm glad this is 300 seconds long.
Shelby: Yeah.. Well.. ThouShaltNot sucks, even though I have about all their CDs and I love them to death even though I don't. Uhmm.. Yeah. Uh, yeah. I think I better go die.
Grace: Is that ok?
Shelby: -I gotta go take my meds.
Grace: Uhhh or cut myself up..
Shelby: Bye.
Grace: UHM WELL THIS IS TARA DENYSE, LOL LOL! UM! I just wanted to say that I am back tumor-free two days after my operation and I can type and do everything and I am so coordinated and I am.. NOT in the hospital.. After a tumor..
Shelby's Sister: DAD!
Grace: Yep, there's Shelby's sister.. RAKK STEFFIE!
Shelby: All right, this is Shelby and I'm gonna do Steffie. LOLOLOLOLOLZ I live in LoL, LOL! OH MY GOD! Ok so Johnny Depp is like the hottest guy ever! *GASPS* LOLOLOLO (Grace chimes in) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO- JOHNNY DEPP OH MY GOD WIGGLE WIGGLE! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
LOL HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART LOLOLOLOL!
Grace: POOP!
Shelby: All right, this is Shelby and I'm doing Danyelle.
Grace: I loooove Johnny Depp!
Shelby: Johnny Depp is like the hottest guy ever!
Grace: POTC fo EVA!
Shelby: How can you like, not get over Johnny Depp? He is like the hottest, HOTTEST guy EVER! Oh, and I love dancing.. Dancing is really cool even though even though I think about Johnny Depp the whole time..
Grace: This Madonna-wearing... Lip-liner wearing girl is SINGLE!
Shelby: All right, this is Shelby and I'm gonna do Adolexin. ::English accent:: Hello CHAP! Pip cheerio, I love tea and crumpets! ::American accent:: HUHHH OH YEAH, I FORGOT I'M NOT ENGLISH! I'm.. Sorry!
Now Shelby shall do Athaliah. UHM GRACE YOU ARE LIKE, REALLY FAT. SMILEY FACE! Uhm.. *laughs* I used to be really fat.. But now I'm skinny.. Because.. Uh, I felt like it. Oh my God, Chris dumped me, I SHALL DIE.
Ok, now for Dee-an-druh, or.. Di-.. whatever your name is. I AM SOOO HAPPY! HEART HEART HEART! MODELING IS SOOOO FUNN! I WISH THAT I COULD BE HAPPY EVERY DAY! BUT, WHEN GRACE SAYS SOMETHING MEAN, I THINK I'LL FREAK OUT AND DEFEND EVERYBODY ON THE BOARD! WOOOHOOOO!
Ok, now I'll do Kelly. ::nasal voice:: So like. One time. At band camp. ::stupid laugh:: Um. I really like this guy named Cragun. But like. Like. Like. He's just a boardie. Like. Like. Yeah. Ok. Yeah. Like. Ok. Um, Jason Mraz is like. Really sexy. Yeah. Ok.
That's all, folks! ::applause::
Shelby's Mom: Hey Shooby-
Shelby: All right.. Cool.. *wheeze/laugh*
Grace: Umm, talking e-chic is so not over, LOLOLOLZ PIGS! Does it ever get OLD being LAME?
Shelby: You lose. OMG, whiskerred jeans are totally the new fad.
All right, now I'm gonna do Silv. I love Jules, and ThouShaltNot. And uhmm.. Poetry rules. Yeah. I LOVE JULES!
Grace: WOOT Ok now I'm gonna do Aeryn. K? This is Grace.
I AM SOOOO TALENTED THAN YOU WILL EVER BE! (Shelby is heard in the back giggling) There are roses in my room on the wall, and i like wearing kitten heels to bed! I have no gap between my tooth. Grace is a fat pig LOLOLOLLLLLOL Love ya Dono, you're God! Poop.
Ok, I'm doing Angela. This is Grace. Arryyte? Arryte... All right. UM! Went to Tiff's today - TOTALLY CRUNK! Dude, I got the best Juicy. You bet I was all over that shit! Shit. Playaz gotta play, yo. (Shelby giggles) WAIT BRB!
Shelby: Oh, and while I was at Tiff's I bought like a five thousand million thousand hundred twenty dollar fifteen million uh BRACELET that is actually kind of.. like.. two dollars.. that I got from.. the drug store down the street-
Grace: -BUT I WANT EVERYBODY TO THINK I'M COOL, SO I'M GONNA SAY I'M RICH.
Shelby: YUP! Ok this is Shelby and I'm gonna do Mo-Whit. ::high voice:: ALL RIGHT TODAY I WENT TO AND TOTALLY CRUNK! And.. well.. oh, I'm all over that shit, yeah, playaz gotta play! Um, well, and when I went to Tiff's I bought a five thousand million hundred dollar thing, but it's really twenty dollars. But, I want everybody to think I'm Angela- I MEAN COOL (Grace snickers) So, I'm gonna say.. That it's that much.
Both: YUP! (cut off laughter)
Shelby: All right, now, this is Shelby and I'm gonna do Ali. ::low voice:: Uhm.. smoking.. is so.. (Grace snickers and Shelby's voice gets crackly) cool. Oh no, I think my arm just fell off.. My face is sooo '89.
Grace: I am so cool right now you guys.. (Shelby laughs) I am like.. so COOOOL. (Grace says 'heroin' but Shelby cuts the tape off before she could finish.) Ok well, this is Grace and now I'm gonna do Alaina. ::worried, emo voice:: AHUMMMM.. Rich doesn't feel the SAME.. This is what I've become without youuuuu I CAN'T STOP CUTTIN'! YUP! Rich come back to me, I love Brandon, OH! CUT POOP BLOOD.
Shelby: All right, this is Shelby and Grace and-
Grace: -And I'm gonna do Julie because she's my favorite person on the board.
Shelby: Ok.
Grace: She rocks..
Shelby: Go, Grace.
Grace: My.. self, or something. Uhmm... uh, roses are red, violets are blue, JULIE your smile is pretty but I'm going to make this white so no one (Shelby laughs) can see it except for when they highlight it- you have a cute smile LOVE, MATT.
Shelby: Uhm, I went to camp about.. (laughs) two days ago..
Grace: And I-
Shelby: -And I got hugged by a lot of people.. And it was the most beautiful thing of my eyes-
Grace: -It was like unconditional love, or something.
Shelby: It was SO phenomenalishanenand..
Grace: I love everyone, and I'm totally a democrat, even though I say I'm green party.
Shelby: All right-
Grace: Jules is stupid.
Shelby: Uhm, OKAY! I'm gonna do Jules. This is Shelby. All right.
The maximum criteria of your thoughts is not only what you want it to be, but what you think it is.
Shelby's Dad: *mumbling*
Grace: Mr. Thoma, what's your favorite food?
Shelby's Dad: Uhhh.. I have several.. Different foods..
Shelby: Well, what are they?
Shelby's Dad: I prefer no one know about them. I like uhh.. Chicken and dumplings. I like.. Certain barnyard animals.
Grace: *LAUGHS*
Shelby: And that was a snippet from my Dad, sorry folks. ::does Jules again:: I really like what I see in Lindsay.. But like.. Uhhhmmm.. She is too young to understand the deepness of my thoughts, and what I think of the world.. It is just a stage that everyone-
Grace: -I'm glad this is 300 seconds long.
Shelby: Yeah.. Well.. ThouShaltNot sucks, even though I have about all their CDs and I love them to death even though I don't. Uhmm.. Yeah. Uh, yeah. I think I better go die.
Grace: Is that ok?
Shelby: -I gotta go take my meds.
Grace: Uhhh or cut myself up..
Shelby: Bye.
Grace: UHM WELL THIS IS TARA DENYSE, LOL LOL! UM! I just wanted to say that I am back tumor-free two days after my operation and I can type and do everything and I am so coordinated and I am.. NOT in the hospital.. After a tumor..
Shelby's Sister: DAD!
Grace: Yep, there's Shelby's sister.. RAKK STEFFIE!
Shelby: All right, this is Shelby and I'm gonna do Steffie. LOLOLOLOLOLZ I live in LoL, LOL! OH MY GOD! Ok so Johnny Depp is like the hottest guy ever! *GASPS* LOLOLOLO (Grace chimes in) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO- JOHNNY DEPP OH MY GOD WIGGLE WIGGLE! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
LOL HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART LOLOLOLOL!
Grace: POOP!
Shelby: All right, this is Shelby and I'm doing Danyelle.
Grace: I loooove Johnny Depp!
Shelby: Johnny Depp is like the hottest guy ever!
Grace: POTC fo EVA!
Shelby: How can you like, not get over Johnny Depp? He is like the hottest, HOTTEST guy EVER! Oh, and I love dancing.. Dancing is really cool even though even though I think about Johnny Depp the whole time..
Grace: This Madonna-wearing... Lip-liner wearing girl is SINGLE!
Shelby: All right, this is Shelby and I'm gonna do Adolexin. ::English accent:: Hello CHAP! Pip cheerio, I love tea and crumpets! ::American accent:: HUHHH OH YEAH, I FORGOT I'M NOT ENGLISH! I'm.. Sorry!
Now Shelby shall do Athaliah. UHM GRACE YOU ARE LIKE, REALLY FAT. SMILEY FACE! Uhm.. *laughs* I used to be really fat.. But now I'm skinny.. Because.. Uh, I felt like it. Oh my God, Chris dumped me, I SHALL DIE.
Ok, now for Dee-an-druh, or.. Di-.. whatever your name is. I AM SOOO HAPPY! HEART HEART HEART! MODELING IS SOOOO FUNN! I WISH THAT I COULD BE HAPPY EVERY DAY! BUT, WHEN GRACE SAYS SOMETHING MEAN, I THINK I'LL FREAK OUT AND DEFEND EVERYBODY ON THE BOARD! WOOOHOOOO!
Ok, now I'll do Kelly. ::nasal voice:: So like. One time. At band camp. ::stupid laugh:: Um. I really like this guy named Cragun. But like. Like. Like. He's just a boardie. Like. Like. Yeah. Ok. Yeah. Like. Ok. Um, Jason Mraz is like. Really sexy. Yeah. Ok.
That's all, folks! ::applause::
Shelby's Mom: Hey Shooby-