percocet.

May 10, 2009 23:12

so im at work right? waiting on my second (and final) table of the night. the chef hands me the goddamn salmon negimaki. its on one of tose black plates on top of a wooden plate because the dish is one of those dishes that is served all steamy and sizzling. i walk like 2 feet. pick up the pork bimbimbop with my right hand. walk another 2 feet. then drop both dishes on the counter. the motherfuckingsonofabitchgoddamn sauce from the salmon negimaki spilled over the side of the plate and down my left arm.
this resulted in my first ever ride in an ambulance. woo! so i have this sicknasty blister running from the center of my palm down my wrist and around to the middle of my forearm. i got to sit in the e.r. waiting room for like an hour and a half and go through like 10 ice packs. finally i go in and get all bandaged up and shit and perscribed some percocet. i only cried when they bandaged me up because i had to keep the ice off for like a half hour. now im home. good times. unfortunately the percocet has made me lose feeling in every part of my body EXCEPT my arm.
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