[PUBLIC] Cause love is a game to you now..

[shekormick]

I'd like to make a list of things I could be doing instead of going to homecoming.

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1) I could be fucking Leisha Hailey until my theoretical dick got raw.
2) Failing this, I could be masturbating to Leisha Hailey until my hand gets raw.
3) I could be putting a bullet in my head.

All of these are viable responses, and yet I'm still borrowing Shane's suit, and-- fuck.

Tammy, you better be fucking grateful.

That video never fails to make me trip ballzak, it's like crayola on date rape drugs.

Plus, FUCKING UNICORNS.