*kick*
Who is your enemy?
(That would be... My penis.)
Who is your oldest friend? How long have you known them?
(Oh gosh. Um... Laura Pflugrad. I've known her since 1st grade we're best buddies.)
Who have you met in real life after meeting them online?
(Rusty. And we're gonna meet again this A-Kon. Hell yes.)
If you could punch one person, who would it be?
(Richard Nettles. I have no idea if that's how you spell his last name.)
Who is the most unique person you know, and why?
(Hm... Allen or Natalee. Probably Natalee. She likes Star Trek and Greek mythology for fuck's sake. Well, that's more nerd than unique, but she is just... Natalee.)
Who annoys you?
(Jeremy Fucking Pearson. He is never allowed in my house again. What a leech. Oh Jesus, and Tony. Fuck Tony. And Stephanie Vandaveer. What jokes.)
Who do you talk to most on the phone?
(No one! I hate the phone!)
Who do you NOT want to meet?
(You.)
Do you like celebrities?
(More than I know I should.)
Who is your newest friend?
(Natalee, sadly enough.)
Would you be president if you could?
(Nope, I play video games too often to appear in public and prove I'm not just fucking up everything.)
Would you live in a different country?
(Probably Canada. I like the way they talk.)
Would you sell your soul to the Devil?
(For what? I doubt it. Well, maybe to look good since that's what I've been obsessed with since childhood and shit.)
Would you go skydiving?
(Never.)
Would you have sex before marriage? Why or why not?
(Yes. Wanna know why? The rules are bullshit. Back when they were made it was a hell of a lot easier to get married.)
Would you date someone older than you?
(Am doing so.)
Would you give money to a hobo?
(Only food.)
Would you go to college if you had a chance?
(I'm going, I hope.)
Would you set yourself on fire?
(I only set things on fire when I'm on the phone. Seriously.)
Would you give me $5?
(No. Even though I found $5 in my jeans today, no.)
Weekdays or weekends?
(Gee... Uh... That's a dumb question.)
Disney or Warner Brothers?
(Disney. Natalee would kill me if I said otherwise.)
What's your favorite animal?
(Cats. Meow meows.)
Jeans or skirt?
(Jeans.)
Collar popped or normal?
(You're retarded.)
Pancakes or waffles?
(Fuck pancakes. Waffles for life.)
Boxers or briefs?
(Boxers. Pac Man boxers or Mario.)
Cars or boats?
(Cars. I like being in complete control of whatever I'm in.)
'Digged' or 'dug'?
(Bitches. Love me. Cause they know that I can do various things.)
Apple or Microsoft?
(Fuck Apple. Those stuck up piece of shit bastards that make shitty quality everything. At least Microsoft doesn't pretend to be good. Come on. How many people have you known with iPods that suddenly just have sad faces on them for NO FUCKING REASON? Creative all the way.)
Do you get enough exercise?
(Hardly.)
Do you memorize random facts?
(Yes. Jupiter is 1400 times larger than Earth)
Do you like cats?
(Fucking love cats)
Do you have a crush right now?
(Of course)
Do you have any pets? Why?
(4 kitties, two of which are mine. Charlie and Lucca. Lucca got a new cube and bed today. She's spoiled.)
Do you get annoyed easily?
(I get super annoyed when people tell me to calm down and I'm already fucking calm. I just want to rip off their faces.)
Do you want to talk to anyone right now?
(Not really. I should be writing.)
Do you cry a lot?
(More than likely.)
Do you like tongue twisters?
(Fuck Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck)
Do you have a blog?
(www.sheistherain.livejournal.com)
Have you ever cut off a limb?
(Sure)
Have you ever had your heart broken?
(Yes)
Have you ever gone streaking?
(Sort of)
Have you ever written a poem?
(Every kid's gone through that phase. Be original.)
Have you ever been on a snowmobile?
(I live in Texas, you fuckhead.)
Have you ever skipped school?
(Sure. Too many times.)
Have you ever read an article about defeating MySpace addiction?
(That would require being addicted.)
Have you ever kissed someone?
(No, never. o.O)
Have you ever been racist?
(Today on XBL.)
Have you ever tried to bite a dentist?
(*Insert Penny Arcade comic about just that* Relax. I'm a DENTIST.)
How often do you visit your myspace/xanga/etc profile?
(Once or twice a day.)
What if you had three wishes - what would you wish for?
(To be attractive, to have money, and to have as many animals as I wanted.)
Are your parents still together?
(Ha, parents.)
Where were you born?
(In a microwave.)
What was the last movie you saw in a theater?
(300. This is madness! THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *kick*)
What is your most missed memory?
(...Having friends.)
Are you registered to vote?
(No. But when I do, I'm voting for Obama or else Natalee will shove tiny pieces of metal in my eyes.)
What do you call those little plastic things on the ends of shoelaces?
(Penis.)
Last time you saw your dad?
(Yesterday.)
What's your phone ringtone?
(Final Fantasy VIII victory theme for general calls. All of my friends have their own ringtones. All of them video game related. Except for you. Cause you never call.)
(That would be... My penis.)
Who is your oldest friend? How long have you known them?
(Oh gosh. Um... Laura Pflugrad. I've known her since 1st grade we're best buddies.)
Who have you met in real life after meeting them online?
(Rusty. And we're gonna meet again this A-Kon. Hell yes.)
If you could punch one person, who would it be?
(Richard Nettles. I have no idea if that's how you spell his last name.)
Who is the most unique person you know, and why?
(Hm... Allen or Natalee. Probably Natalee. She likes Star Trek and Greek mythology for fuck's sake. Well, that's more nerd than unique, but she is just... Natalee.)
Who annoys you?
(Jeremy Fucking Pearson. He is never allowed in my house again. What a leech. Oh Jesus, and Tony. Fuck Tony. And Stephanie Vandaveer. What jokes.)
Who do you talk to most on the phone?
(No one! I hate the phone!)
Who do you NOT want to meet?
(You.)
Do you like celebrities?
(More than I know I should.)
Who is your newest friend?
(Natalee, sadly enough.)
Would you be president if you could?
(Nope, I play video games too often to appear in public and prove I'm not just fucking up everything.)
Would you live in a different country?
(Probably Canada. I like the way they talk.)
Would you sell your soul to the Devil?
(For what? I doubt it. Well, maybe to look good since that's what I've been obsessed with since childhood and shit.)
Would you go skydiving?
(Never.)
Would you have sex before marriage? Why or why not?
(Yes. Wanna know why? The rules are bullshit. Back when they were made it was a hell of a lot easier to get married.)
Would you date someone older than you?
(Am doing so.)
Would you give money to a hobo?
(Only food.)
Would you go to college if you had a chance?
(I'm going, I hope.)
Would you set yourself on fire?
(I only set things on fire when I'm on the phone. Seriously.)
Would you give me $5?
(No. Even though I found $5 in my jeans today, no.)
Weekdays or weekends?
(Gee... Uh... That's a dumb question.)
Disney or Warner Brothers?
(Disney. Natalee would kill me if I said otherwise.)
What's your favorite animal?
(Cats. Meow meows.)
Jeans or skirt?
(Jeans.)
Collar popped or normal?
(You're retarded.)
Pancakes or waffles?
(Fuck pancakes. Waffles for life.)
Boxers or briefs?
(Boxers. Pac Man boxers or Mario.)
Cars or boats?
(Cars. I like being in complete control of whatever I'm in.)
'Digged' or 'dug'?
(Bitches. Love me. Cause they know that I can do various things.)
Apple or Microsoft?
(Fuck Apple. Those stuck up piece of shit bastards that make shitty quality everything. At least Microsoft doesn't pretend to be good. Come on. How many people have you known with iPods that suddenly just have sad faces on them for NO FUCKING REASON? Creative all the way.)
Do you get enough exercise?
(Hardly.)
Do you memorize random facts?
(Yes. Jupiter is 1400 times larger than Earth)
Do you like cats?
(Fucking love cats)
Do you have a crush right now?
(Of course)
Do you have any pets? Why?
(4 kitties, two of which are mine. Charlie and Lucca. Lucca got a new cube and bed today. She's spoiled.)
Do you get annoyed easily?
(I get super annoyed when people tell me to calm down and I'm already fucking calm. I just want to rip off their faces.)
Do you want to talk to anyone right now?
(Not really. I should be writing.)
Do you cry a lot?
(More than likely.)
Do you like tongue twisters?
(Fuck Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck)
Do you have a blog?
(www.sheistherain.livejournal.com)
Have you ever cut off a limb?
(Sure)
Have you ever had your heart broken?
(Yes)
Have you ever gone streaking?
(Sort of)
Have you ever written a poem?
(Every kid's gone through that phase. Be original.)
Have you ever been on a snowmobile?
(I live in Texas, you fuckhead.)
Have you ever skipped school?
(Sure. Too many times.)
Have you ever read an article about defeating MySpace addiction?
(That would require being addicted.)
Have you ever kissed someone?
(No, never. o.O)
Have you ever been racist?
(Today on XBL.)
Have you ever tried to bite a dentist?
(*Insert Penny Arcade comic about just that* Relax. I'm a DENTIST.)
How often do you visit your myspace/xanga/etc profile?
(Once or twice a day.)
What if you had three wishes - what would you wish for?
(To be attractive, to have money, and to have as many animals as I wanted.)
Are your parents still together?
(Ha, parents.)
Where were you born?
(In a microwave.)
What was the last movie you saw in a theater?
(300. This is madness! THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *kick*)
What is your most missed memory?
(...Having friends.)
Are you registered to vote?
(No. But when I do, I'm voting for Obama or else Natalee will shove tiny pieces of metal in my eyes.)
What do you call those little plastic things on the ends of shoelaces?
(Penis.)
Last time you saw your dad?
(Yesterday.)
What's your phone ringtone?
(Final Fantasy VIII victory theme for general calls. All of my friends have their own ringtones. All of them video game related. Except for you. Cause you never call.)