Hollywood Me Fez de Idiota

Jun 11, 2007 06:12

Agora que todo mundo já sabe que eu sou uma adolescente boboca que compra caprichos com rodrigos santoros na capa, eu resolvi abrir meu coração e mostrar todos os filmes água com açúcar que eu já assisti entre os bilhões listados abaixo. Preparem seus corações crianças e sejam compreensivas. Afinal, eu estou dando a cara a tapa justamente para você não baterem.



How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Fever Pitch
Sweet Home Alabama
Legally Blonde
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, and Blonde
Mean Girls
The Hot Chick
My Best Friend's Wedding
The Devil Wears Prada
Step Up
9. Em minha defesa, eu gostaria de dizer que, apesar de terem qualidade questionável, os filmes em negrito são os responsáveis por férias pra lá de divertidas viu?

Chocolat
Phantom of the Opera
Moulin Rouge
Return to Me
13 Going on 30
Uptown Girls
Princess Diaries
Princess Diaries 2: The Royal Engagement
Miss Congeniality
Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous
17. Filmes JohnnyDéppicos não deveriam ser incluídos na contagem, e musicais também não!

Kate and Leopold
The Prince and Me
The Prince and Me 2: Royal Wedding
A Walk to Remember
Breakfast at Tiffany's
Pretty Woman
When Harry Met Sally
Sleepless in Seattle
Bend it Like Beckham
Bridget Jones Diary
22 Ok. Totalmente culpada. Próximo. ._.

Bridget Jones Diary: The Edge of Reason
City of Angels
Emma
French Kiss
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Never Been Kissed
10 Things I Hate About You
She's All That
Notting Hill
Win a Date With Tad Hamilton
28 Ai ai ai, Topher! Tá vendo o que você me faz fazer? ;/

Hope Floats
Dirty Dancing
Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights
Ghost
Love Actually
Le Divorce
Bring It On
Bring it on Again
Bring it on: All or Nothing
You've Got Mail
31 E que garotinha de 5 anos resiste a Dirty Dancing, hein?

Pride and Prejudice (new version)
Pride and Prejudice (old version)
Grease
Grease 2
A Cinderella Story
The Lizzie McGuire Movie
The Perfect Man
Clueless
Center Stage
Save the Last Dance
36 Pode mandar tomates, vai.

Save the Last Dance 2
Footloose
The Notebook
Titanic
Elizabethtown
Princess Bride
The Lakehouse
Ever After
Sense and Sensibility
Just Like Heaven
42 :OO

Chasing Liberty
Little Women
Wimbledon
An Affair to Remember
Something's Gotta Give
Shopgirl
The Object of My Affection
Crossroads
Only You
It Takes Two
47 Quem nunca assistiu As Namoradas do Papai que atire a primeira pedra! Ai!

Passport to Paris
Winning London
Holiday in the Sun
Au Pair 1
Au Pair 2
Tristan and Isolde
Sixteen Candles
Pretty in Pink
What A Girl Wants
Raise Your Voice
49

Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
Alex & Emma
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
It had to be You
She's the Man
A Very Long Engagement
Run, Lola, Run
Like Water for Chocolate
Amelie
Count of Monte Cristo
50 HAHA! Tomou!

Bread and Tulips
Life is Beautiful
Das Versprechen
Billy Elliot
Sliding Doors
What Women Want
Freaky Friday (new version)
Freaky Friday (old version)
Parent Trap (new version)
Parent Trap (old version)
55 ¬¬'

Ella Enchanted
One Fine Day
A Walk in the Clouds
Beaches
Strictly Ballroom
Presenting Lily Mars
The Holiday
Much Ado About Nothing
Sabrina (old version)
Sabrina (new version)
55 E contando (:

Four Weddings and a Funeral
50 First Dates
Roxie Hart
While You Were Sleeping
Steel Magnolias
Keeping the Faith
Runaway Bride
Best Man in Grass Creek
America's Sweethearts
Mona Lisa Smile
58

Stepmom
Something to Talk About
Dying Young
The Way We Were
Stick It
Ice Princess
Raising Helen
Where the Heart Is
Nine Months
About a Boy
61

The Wedding Date
Father of the Bride
Father of the Bride Part 2
Anywhere but Here
The Party
Memoirs of a Geisha
Music of the Heart
Pearl Harbor
Must Love Dogs
Two Weeks Notice
65 HAAA! Two Weeks Notice é culpa do Warner Channel, eu juro.

Wicker Park
Harold and Maude
Enough
The First Wives Club
Thelma & Louise
Sleeping With the Enemy
Gone with the Wind
The Wedding Planner
The Wedding Singer
Casablanca
68 O Clube das Desquitadas não é filme água com açúcar. Elas são as mães de Wisteria Lane, sejamos sinceros!

The English Patient
An Officer and a Gentleman
Say Anything
Roman Holiday
Funny Face
Out of Sight
Maid in Manhattan
Love Potion #9
Can't Hardly Wait
Meet Joe Black
69

Legends of the Fall
There's Something About Mary
The American President
Shakespeare in Love
Importance of Being Ernest
Cruel Intentions
Drive Me Crazy
Autumn in New York
Sweet November
The Family Stone
73

Serendipity
Picture Perfect
Along Came Polly
Down to You
Someone Like You
The Sweetest Thing
Monster-in-Law
My Fair Lady
Lucky 7
See Jane Date
76

This Time Around
Something New
The Diary of a Mad Black Woman
The Sound of Music
Brokeback Mountain
Look Who's Talking
Look Who's Talking Too
Look Who's Talking Now
The Other Sister
The Only Thrill
80

Marvin's Room
Baby Boom
Play it Again, Sam
Ice Castles
A League of Their Own
Garden State
Saved!
View From the Top
Music From Another Room
The Man in the Moon
82

Mystic Pizza
Now and Then Clássico :, )
How to Deal
Rumor Has it
Riding in Cars With Boys
Head Over Heels
Boys and Girls
Coyote Ugly
The Last Kiss
Home Fries
87

The Man From Snowy River
Danny Deckchair
Down With Love
On the Line
Laws of Attraction
The Thomas Crown Affair
A Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
Giant
National Velvet
The Bachelor
For Love and War
89

Edward Scissorhands
Benny and Joon
Season For Miracles
The Princess and the Warrior (German Flick)
Nickolas Nickleby
Finding Neverland
De-Lovely
Six Days and Seven Nights
Fried Green Tomatoes
Jerry McGuire

Total:91 filmes =D

Só que, sinto muito, mas pelo menos 30 desses filmes aí não são água com açúcar não. Em Brokeback Mountain, o cara MORRE! E não é uma morte bonita, em paz. Pra ser bem sincera, a imagem do Jake morto estirado me seguiu por diiias! E Garotos da Minha Vida é um drama dos bem draméticos e dramáticos, não tem nada de mulherzinha lá! ARRE!
Vai lá, amiguinho. Descubra quão devorador de cultura pop/manipulado por Hollywood você é. Depois volta aqui e me conta se você é mainstream desde criançinha. (:

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