I feel dysfunctional, but numb enough for two
Holy Crap. I had all kinds of hilarious wonderful things to update about. I think I said "dude, this is totally going in my blog" more than anything else today, but I just found out my friend just lost her baby. She's heart-broken. I thought she was too young to be spawning as did pretty much everyone else who knew, but that doesn't make it much easier to accept that it's gone...
holy crap. Oh well I'll post some anyway, most of it may have to wait until tomorrow since I'm distracted to say the least.
So, it's about 9 am and the phone rings. Me, being the wonderful morning person that I am, mentally flip off the phone and stay exactly where I am. The answering machine Kicks on, it's Kei and Paul. That makes it better but I'm still not getting up. I'll call them back when it's less morning. So they talk. And talk. Then seem to trail off, only to proceed talking. So I get up, search for the fucking phone, swearing all the while. I find it and start out with a "Jesus. Talk forever." to which I get giggles and greeting and the like. So I'm supposed to go to Paul's then Hunan with them later, but no one's awake so I have to wait to ask. I talk to them, Paul has to go, I talk to Kei, then dad wakes up. I ask him. "I don't think so Honey." Obnoxious pleading follows. Pause. "I don't think so Honey." Mental condemnation of that God-forsaken moustache and all he stands for. Then I remember I have plans with Melkdy anyway. But rather than planning, drag myself out to the livingroom plop myself in a heap on the couch and clutch my book to my chest, and chat it up with mom about how unfair life is. I'm teen she expects it, why disappoint? Then I am sent on a mission to find a number in the phone book so I can get a flu shot. I am yet to know how the two were related. But search I did. Then I sneezed. Mom questioned me about my sneeze. Had I been doing that a lot? was it allergies? a cold? Bird flu? I answered as best I could, since I hardly noticed I sneezed, and it was decided I wasn't healthy enough for a flu shot. so Melkdy called. We began planning, then my grandma called and talked to mom forever. So I ate Breakfast. Then Melkdy called again and we made plans. the I talked to her forever while preparing for the journey to the world outside my house. Then she had to drive and get off the phone. So I called Mary in Tennessee. She seems happier there. She's talking again, like she used to. Then Melkdy came and got me and we went to Walmart to search for a gift for Melkdy's friend Michelle. We listened to Stairway to Heaven in it's entirety on the way. Loudly. We spent a long time there, and bought a card. We also decided we need sodas. It came to about $4 or $6 we did at least the first $2 in change. Mostly pennies. it was fun. While we were there, we saw a man (he was in his early 20s) pushing a cart. In that cart, there was a bra. I was told Melkdy had that same bra. Then we decided to go look other places for a present. We drove to Deals, decided we felt 80 and left, but not before I tried on sunglasses and MElkdy called me John Lennon. Then we went to the Dixieland mall. We never actually went in, but we saw two 12 year olds making out in the back parking lot. So we rolled down the windows and blared the immigrant song at them. Then turned around and blared little red corvette at them, and something else but I can't think of it. then we went somewhere but I can't remember where, and it wasn't very interesting. Then we went to Barnes and Noble. And we were ambushed by Avalon and her Matt. He's nice, but quiet. and HA! Avalon called me a friend and someone who said she loved him more than me a leech! Take that! We also so Randy, Liana, Hugo, and Dustin there. and I think I saw Zach Allison, but I never talked to him. We decided to all go to the bathroom, except for matt. then on our way back we tried to sneak attack him but he showed up behind us. So Avalon yelled that she could never sneak up on him. and it was great fun. We also saw the book called sex kittens and one called hot dogs and I showed Randy a quote that said something about lumberjacks and plenty of wood, and he either told me I needed a boy, or a hobby. I couldn't hear him. It sounded more like boy but Melkdy said it was probably hobby. But Avalon and Matt had to go see a movie, so they wrote Her cell on my arm and left. Then Meldky and I resumed our hunt for a gift, then decided it was never going to happen, so She Called Mara and they decided to buy a gift together so they could get something that didn't suck and Melkdy took me home. And we listened to Sunday Bloody Sunday on the way home. And on my street there's a sign that says Farm fresh eggs 75 cents. and Melkdy asked if that was each or what. And I said I didn't know that I'd never gone to buy their farm fresh eggs, and she hit the breaks and said "get out. Get out of my car." then we discussed her Patrick Swayze(wow killed that) acting skills there ("she can't do it. She Cannot do it.") of repeating things slightly differently once made obvious that I wasn’t getting out of the car. And my journey ended, and I was dumped back home and dad told me that the maid retired and to find my own food, after mom told him to feed me. so I decided to, couldn't find food and came back to the livingroom, mom told me to eat, I told her I tried, she told dad to feed me, Dad yelled at me and walked me through like 8 steps of micro-waving food like I was 3 and retarded. He yelled at me about pants too. Of all things to pick from to yell at me, My attitude, my grades, my lack of ambition, he decides to yell at me over pants and food. Whatever.
I'm sure I left things out, and Melkdy will notice...well I tried.
oh yeah and after I got home, my friend called at about 10:40 and he somehow ended up dating someone while he was talking to me and playing video games and didn't know how it happened. Then was like "hang on, I’m trying to weasel out of this" Needless to say I laughed at him. A lot. well now I should go. I'm tired and have to go to the Jesus hut tomorrow.
"More and more, it feels like I'm doing a really bad impersonation of myself."
-Angus-
By the way,
I heart Adam, he's not even in our group and he's getting our audio for the Parade, so on the chance he miraculously stumbles upon this, Thank you! ^_^
Oh and Love, if you read this, I'm sorry about the baby. Please don't do anything dumb. I'll try to call tomorrow.
holy crap. Oh well I'll post some anyway, most of it may have to wait until tomorrow since I'm distracted to say the least.
So, it's about 9 am and the phone rings. Me, being the wonderful morning person that I am, mentally flip off the phone and stay exactly where I am. The answering machine Kicks on, it's Kei and Paul. That makes it better but I'm still not getting up. I'll call them back when it's less morning. So they talk. And talk. Then seem to trail off, only to proceed talking. So I get up, search for the fucking phone, swearing all the while. I find it and start out with a "Jesus. Talk forever." to which I get giggles and greeting and the like. So I'm supposed to go to Paul's then Hunan with them later, but no one's awake so I have to wait to ask. I talk to them, Paul has to go, I talk to Kei, then dad wakes up. I ask him. "I don't think so Honey." Obnoxious pleading follows. Pause. "I don't think so Honey." Mental condemnation of that God-forsaken moustache and all he stands for. Then I remember I have plans with Melkdy anyway. But rather than planning, drag myself out to the livingroom plop myself in a heap on the couch and clutch my book to my chest, and chat it up with mom about how unfair life is. I'm teen she expects it, why disappoint? Then I am sent on a mission to find a number in the phone book so I can get a flu shot. I am yet to know how the two were related. But search I did. Then I sneezed. Mom questioned me about my sneeze. Had I been doing that a lot? was it allergies? a cold? Bird flu? I answered as best I could, since I hardly noticed I sneezed, and it was decided I wasn't healthy enough for a flu shot. so Melkdy called. We began planning, then my grandma called and talked to mom forever. So I ate Breakfast. Then Melkdy called again and we made plans. the I talked to her forever while preparing for the journey to the world outside my house. Then she had to drive and get off the phone. So I called Mary in Tennessee. She seems happier there. She's talking again, like she used to. Then Melkdy came and got me and we went to Walmart to search for a gift for Melkdy's friend Michelle. We listened to Stairway to Heaven in it's entirety on the way. Loudly. We spent a long time there, and bought a card. We also decided we need sodas. It came to about $4 or $6 we did at least the first $2 in change. Mostly pennies. it was fun. While we were there, we saw a man (he was in his early 20s) pushing a cart. In that cart, there was a bra. I was told Melkdy had that same bra. Then we decided to go look other places for a present. We drove to Deals, decided we felt 80 and left, but not before I tried on sunglasses and MElkdy called me John Lennon. Then we went to the Dixieland mall. We never actually went in, but we saw two 12 year olds making out in the back parking lot. So we rolled down the windows and blared the immigrant song at them. Then turned around and blared little red corvette at them, and something else but I can't think of it. then we went somewhere but I can't remember where, and it wasn't very interesting. Then we went to Barnes and Noble. And we were ambushed by Avalon and her Matt. He's nice, but quiet. and HA! Avalon called me a friend and someone who said she loved him more than me a leech! Take that! We also so Randy, Liana, Hugo, and Dustin there. and I think I saw Zach Allison, but I never talked to him. We decided to all go to the bathroom, except for matt. then on our way back we tried to sneak attack him but he showed up behind us. So Avalon yelled that she could never sneak up on him. and it was great fun. We also saw the book called sex kittens and one called hot dogs and I showed Randy a quote that said something about lumberjacks and plenty of wood, and he either told me I needed a boy, or a hobby. I couldn't hear him. It sounded more like boy but Melkdy said it was probably hobby. But Avalon and Matt had to go see a movie, so they wrote Her cell on my arm and left. Then Meldky and I resumed our hunt for a gift, then decided it was never going to happen, so She Called Mara and they decided to buy a gift together so they could get something that didn't suck and Melkdy took me home. And we listened to Sunday Bloody Sunday on the way home. And on my street there's a sign that says Farm fresh eggs 75 cents. and Melkdy asked if that was each or what. And I said I didn't know that I'd never gone to buy their farm fresh eggs, and she hit the breaks and said "get out. Get out of my car." then we discussed her Patrick Swayze(wow killed that) acting skills there ("she can't do it. She Cannot do it.") of repeating things slightly differently once made obvious that I wasn’t getting out of the car. And my journey ended, and I was dumped back home and dad told me that the maid retired and to find my own food, after mom told him to feed me. so I decided to, couldn't find food and came back to the livingroom, mom told me to eat, I told her I tried, she told dad to feed me, Dad yelled at me and walked me through like 8 steps of micro-waving food like I was 3 and retarded. He yelled at me about pants too. Of all things to pick from to yell at me, My attitude, my grades, my lack of ambition, he decides to yell at me over pants and food. Whatever.
I'm sure I left things out, and Melkdy will notice...well I tried.
oh yeah and after I got home, my friend called at about 10:40 and he somehow ended up dating someone while he was talking to me and playing video games and didn't know how it happened. Then was like "hang on, I’m trying to weasel out of this" Needless to say I laughed at him. A lot. well now I should go. I'm tired and have to go to the Jesus hut tomorrow.
"More and more, it feels like I'm doing a really bad impersonation of myself."
-Angus-
By the way,
I heart Adam, he's not even in our group and he's getting our audio for the Parade, so on the chance he miraculously stumbles upon this, Thank you! ^_^
Oh and Love, if you read this, I'm sorry about the baby. Please don't do anything dumb. I'll try to call tomorrow.