[055] Blondie

[sheifa]

[The recorder clicks on. Sheifa totally doesn't sound like herself; whiny, high-pitched and very girly.]

Oooh, it seems like a nice-

[Horrified gasp.]

Alright, now whose idea---!!!

[Sound of someone falling over with a loud crash and a girly scream. There's groaning and whimpering until the recorder times out.]

((ooc: Hello Econtra. Meet

Comments

[keyofdarkness]

It seems someone has played a prank on my darling relative. Don't worry, it isn't only you, my dear.

[Voice]

[sheifa]

Yeah, just listen to my voice, it's so squeaky.

[Voice]

[keyofdarkness]

[appreciative chuckle]

These sort of matters never last long. Consider it an exercise in mental endurance.

Re: [Voice]

[sheifa]

And physical. I trip everytime I try to walk, it's not even funny.

[Voice][screened]

[keyofdarkness]

The agile assassin, a clumsy ditz? How ironic. The universe has such entertaining ways, don't you agree?

Re: [Voice][screened]

[sheifa]

[doesn't sound amused]

And blonde.

[Voice]

[keyofdarkness]

How delightful. Any other details you wish to add to complete this simply fascinating mental image, my dear?

Re: [Voice]

[sheifa]

I'm a princess. Does that help?

[Voice]

[keyofdarkness]

[soft chuckling]

Should we keep you away from spinning needles or poison apples?

Re: [Voice]

[sheifa]

Yeah. And get me an army of dwarfs.

[Voice]

[keyofdarkness]

The Indigeo might not be capable of processing such a request.

Re: [Voice]

[sheifa]

Awww. This sucks.

Hey, maybe whoever did this turned others into dwarfs!

[Voice]

[keyofdarkness]

Intending on campaigning to rally up a dwarf army? I'd hate to see you trip off your platform.

Re: [Voice]

[sheifa]

You'll see. ♥