Look, a guide.
How to Get Ready for Work (If You're Me)
1. Put on ratty t-shirt, to protect skin from annoying chafe-y back brace.
2. Strap annoying chafe-y back brace on over shirt.
3. Pull jeans over annoying chafe-y back brace.
4. Realize that back brace is practically a girdle and has made jeans at least a size too large.
5. Roll eyes.
6. Steal belt from khakis.
7. Painstakingly thread belt through slightly-too-small belt loops.
8. Fasten stupid belt that you're now thoroughly annoyed with.
9. Put on work shirt.
10. Realize that neckline of work shirt makes frayed collar of ratty t-shirt horrifyingly visible.
11. Stifle small, irritated shriek.
12. Sigh heavily.
13. Resignedly undo all the steps you *just* got through doing.
14. Throw ratty t-shirt on floor and go hunt down a @#%&$ tank top.
1. Put on ratty t-shirt, to protect skin from annoying chafe-y back brace.
2. Strap annoying chafe-y back brace on over shirt.
3. Pull jeans over annoying chafe-y back brace.
4. Realize that back brace is practically a girdle and has made jeans at least a size too large.
5. Roll eyes.
6. Steal belt from khakis.
7. Painstakingly thread belt through slightly-too-small belt loops.
8. Fasten stupid belt that you're now thoroughly annoyed with.
9. Put on work shirt.
10. Realize that neckline of work shirt makes frayed collar of ratty t-shirt horrifyingly visible.
11. Stifle small, irritated shriek.
12. Sigh heavily.
13. Resignedly undo all the steps you *just* got through doing.
14. Throw ratty t-shirt on floor and go hunt down a @#%&$ tank top.