Ha!

[shehops]

I was just now having an argument with my mom about whose fault it is that it is raining.* During the course of this argument, she claimed in all seriousness that the population of the world is three trillion.

Clearly she has just returned from time-traveling to the most absurdly overpopulated dystopian future in the entire history of dystopian futures... and she didn't even bring me back a t-shirt.

Damn, that's cold.

*Hers, obviously.