Jun 22, 2006 22:10
"Our house is old, and noisy, and full. When we moved into it we had two children and about five thousand books; I expect that when we finally overflow and move out again we will have perhaps twenty children and easily half a million books..."
-Shirley Jackson, Life Among the Savages
While I could not possibly be LESS interested in having twenty children, I have to admit that I would not throw half a million books out of bed for eating crackers.
Note to self- For the sake of accuracy, try to determine whether half a million books would actually fit in the bed. Step One: Acquire more books.