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Asta's name should be changed to Kenny Powers of 'Eastbound and Down' because he is the ultimate douchebag. like Powers, Asta is very active with his running around and obsession with fluffy balls. If you play with him and hide the fluffy balls, he'll jump on your shoulders and rip your hair out with his teeth. Like Powers, Asta can be quite lovely at the most inopportune moments when you just about to give up from sheer exhaustion of putting up with his bullshit. Asta would just plops down on your expensive wool Hudson Bay Company blanket, squirt out little happy anal glands and talk to you for hours as if you are friends. The only time when Asta is at his weakness is when he's exposed to my bra. He cannot get enough of it. He would literally crawl on top of my chest, put his head down waiting for me to give him a head massage and he'll fall asleep for an hour drooling all over my chest.
Yes, Asta is Kenny Powers.
Yes, Asta is Kenny Powers.