A Very Weird Christmas

Mar 06, 2011 12:11

RyoDa Malaysian Writer Comeback Orgy
Title: A Very Weird Christmas
Author: sanox 
Pairing: RyoDa (Main), PiN, KoKame, TaguMaru, Tegomassu, KoyaShige, OhYassu,
Group: KAT-TUN, NewS, Kanjani8
Beta: Un-beta
Rated: pg 13. (There are some kissing and cuss words)
Genre: comedy, friendship, romance, crack, fantasy
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot.
Summary: A human celebrating Christmas with many mythical creatures.
Author’s note: This is for the RyoDa Malaysian writer comeback orgy but this is dedicated to sakura_hime1212 !!!! I want to wish her Happy Birthday!!!!!! I also want to wish every one a Merry Christmas!!!!!! Even though I’m a Muslim and don’t celebrate Christmas ^_____^. I hope you enjoy this fic XD


    “Tat-chan! Do you have plans for tonight?” Asked Sheena, my best friend.

“Yeah. Why?” I said as I packed up my things. I’m a salary man and Sheena is my assistant and my only human friend.

“A lot of the staff is going to this Christmas party at the boss’s house.” She said

“Sheena, you know I don’t get along with them and I already made plans with someone else.”

“That’s because you hardly speak to them! Just be glad that I’m your childhood friend and happens to be working with you or not, you will be all alone. And do you really have plans? I thought you don’t have any friends except me” She said jokingly.

“I do. It’s with Ryo” I said and smiled at her. She raised her eyebrow.

“Him again. Why have I never met him?”

“I really don’t want to introduce him to you; he’s kind of different from us”

“Fine. I know you have your reasons. Just take care okay and see you after Christmas break.” She said and then hugged me and I return it. She is always like this. Always worrying about me. She has been like that ever since we were little. Maybe that’s because I was a child who said he could see fairies. Everyone else teased me but not Sheena. She is always by my side, even now.

“I will. Bye” I said and kiss her cheek and she kissed mine back.

“Bye.” And then I left my office and went to my car.

I was driving to my apartment listening to a song called ‘code’ sung by Ryo. I really wanted to introduce Sheena to Ryo but I know Sheena would freak out or even faint. Ryo is a little different. Well, a lot different exactly. He isn’t a human. He is a demon. That’s right, I’m in a relationship with a demon and the demon has lots of friends like demons, angels, vampires and cupids. I almost fainted myself so that’s why I wondered if Sheena will faint as well.

I arrived at my apartment. I parked my car and then went up the elevator and onto my floor. I put my key into the lock and opened it. The apartment was so dark maybe because I live alone and forgot to open the curtains that morning.

“Tadaima” I said as I entered and then closed the door.

“Okaeri” someone said and then wrapped his arms around my waist and then kissed my neck. I knew it was Ryo

“I didn’t know you were already here” I said as I turned around and wrapped my arms around his neck.

“Yeah. I wanted to arrive early” He said and I was sure he smirked but I didn’t see it because it was dark.

I replied his answer by kissing him on the lips. The kiss turn passionate and then he pushed me back so that I was leaning against the door. The kiss remain for a while before I pulled back to catch my breath although Ryo didn’t have too because he is a demon and can hold his breath for a really, really long time.

“You okay?” He asks.

“Yeah.”

“You ready?”

I chuckled. “Impatient aren’t you? Let me get change first”

“Of course. It has been a week since I last hold you in my arms and seeing you naked.” I blushed “Aww…….. You are blushing right now”

I pushed him a little and said “Shut up” he chuckled. Me, being a human can’t see in the dark and Ryo, as a demon, can see perfectly in the dark as if the lights were on. He could notice if an ant was there or not.

“Kawaii~” He said and then smack my but.

“Hey!!” I yelped and then glared at him

He just laughed and said “Go get change quickly, the others are already waiting for us”

“Okay” I said and then run towards the bedroom to change my clothes. After a few minutes, I came out wearing a simple black t-shirt and jeans that fits perfectly on me.

He then smirked looking at me and then put his arm around my waist again “Seeing you like that makes me want to ravish you right here, right now.” He said as he nibbled on my ear.

But I pushed him away. “Nope. Wait until after the party. We can’t keep them waiting.”

“Screw them” Ryo said and wanted to continue his actions but I put my hands on his mouth.

“Ryo! They are your friends and they are waiting for us” I said firmly. He just sighs because he knows he can win with me if I’m this stubborn.

“Fine. Let’s go.” We then walks towards the balcony hand in hand and then I put my arms around his neck tightly and he put his arm around my waist tightly too.

“Hold on tight and don’t let go okay?” He said and I nodded. Then the view that always takes my breath away happens. Beautiful black wings came out of his back and beautifully spread open. It was the most beautifully amazing thing that I ever saw. As it came out from Ryo’s back, I heard the cloth rips. The feather was really soft and beautiful and it has the smell of Ryo which I love to smell and I unconsciously touch my necklace. It was Ryo’s feather from the first time that I met him. He saved me from being raped that time by a stalker and then kills him. I was scared back then but the emotion I felt the most back then as I saw Ryo was relieved. Even though Ryo looked a little creepy, I felt safe when he was there which was weird since I didn’t know him. He then kneeled down, took my face in his hands and then wiped the tears. It was the first time that I saw him and then I fell in love with him. But then, in a blink of an eye, he disappeared and all there was, was all of these black feathers, flying around me and then, on feather accidentally fell on to my head. Ever since then, I treasure that feather so much. It became the most important thing to me.

Ryo smiled at me and hugged me tighter “Let’s go” he said and then he leaned in to kiss me. But it was just an innocent kiss without tongues and then his wings spread even wider and then we flew of the balcony. If my neighbors saw this, I think they would be very surprised or even faint.

We flew or many buildings with different lights. The view was so beautiful especially since we’re seeing it from above then we flew over some trees, I don’t know where we’re going at all. I heard that we’re going to demon Ryo, Demon Yamapi and Vampire Jin’s house. Although I have been with Ryo for two years, I didn’t know where he lived and I’m excited to find out.

After a few minutes, we arrived at this mansion but it looks rundown. Ryo just folded his wings behind his back.

“This is where you live?” I ask.

“Yeah. It belongs to Jin’s ancestors and besides, human rarely found this place so it’s perfect” Ryo said casually. I just shook my head.

“Let’s go inside” I said and Ryo smiled, took my hand in his and lead me inside it.

As Ryo opened the door to the mansion, a curly brown-haired boy jumped at me. Oppss sorry, I mean cupid.

“Tat-chan! Long time no see!” The cupid Tegoshi Yuya practically yelled at my ear.

“Long time no see, Tegoshi” I said and hugged him back but then Tegoshi was pulled from me.

“Don’t hug what is mine!” Ryo hissed and put his hands around my waist. Tegoshi just look at us intently for a while and then he broke into a very big smile that looks like it would rip the corner of his lips.

“My cupid antennas are telling me that LOVE is in the house!! Yay!!”  He exclaimed and then took our hands and swirl us around in a circle really fast that made me dizzy. When he let go of us, I stumbled to the floor but Ryo caught me. My head is still spinning round and round and round and round.

“Oi Tegoshi! You almost killed my Hime!” Ryo hissed at Tegoshi.

“I don’t care! I’m so happy whenever there’s love in the room” Tegoshi said as he spins around. He is still spinning. I’m surprised that he isn’t dizzy but he is not a human so it’s possible.

“Tegoshi! Where were you” Someone said.

“Massu!” Tegoshi exclaimed and jumped in Massu embraced.

“What’s wrong? Oh, RyoDa is in the house so you must felt the presence of Love” Said Massu jokingly.

“Yup! Yup! It made me so happy!”

Ryo shivered “Hime, Let’s go in. It creeps me out being with them!” Said Ryo and I laugh together with Massu and then we walked towards the room where the party is held.

“Tat-chan you came!” Said the Angel Nakamaru Yuichi.

“Long time no sees, Maru” I said and then we hugged. “And I see that yours and Junno’s relationship is progressing well.” I joked. I was the cupid for making TaguMaru fall in love. Maru just blushed.

“Now! That everyone is here, let’s get the party started!” Yelled elf Yokoyama with elf Murakami and Subaru standing beside him.  Then Yokoyama turn on the music. Okay, I know that this is a Christmas party but they put on the wrong music. It was the very loud and makes your ears bleed music that you usually hear in clubs. It was so loud just like in clubs. But that wasn’t the weird part.

It was rock music but the cupids TegoMassu and KoyaShige are doing the Egyptian dance. It was rare seeing Egyptian dances to loud music. The elf Yokoyama, Murakami, Subaru, Maruyama and the couple elf Yassu and Angel Ohkura are doing the robot dance. That was weird too. The angel’s TaguMaru are swaying slowly to the music. But the weirdest part is seeing the couple Devil Koki and Angel Kame doing ballroom dancing. That was the weirdest but, that couple is already weird because Devils rarely fell in love with Angels. Ballroom dance to hard rock music? Nope, it doesn’t match. The only couple that was doing the right dance is Devil Yamapi and Vampire Jin. They pull themselves close together and doing some fast erotic hips/crotch dance that I’m sure has made them both hard by now. I continued to watch all of these weird antics of my new friends when Ryo came behind me and put him arms around my waist.

“Hime, Let’s go. Its time for me to give you your Christmas present and believe me, it will an unforgettable Christmas for you.” Ryo said as he smelled my hair. I just smiled and then Ryo lead me out of the noisy room. He then led us out of the mansion and then spread his wings. I knew what it meant so I put my arms around his neck and his around my waist again and we flew out of there.

He then flew us to over some buildings from the city. It was so beautiful. It was the same buildings a saw before and it was even beautiful because the sky is darker now. Then, he flew past all of the buildings and then towards the sea. He then landed us on a cliff. I was so fascinated by the view of the ocean. The moon was shining brightly in the sky (by the way, it was a crescent) and it was reflected by the ocean. There were also a few stars in the sky surrounding the moon and it made it even more absolutely fantastically absolutely wonderfully beautiful! (Wow I am using a lot of words)

“Ryo, thank you so much! I love this!” I said to Ryo as I hugged him tight. I did told him that I like watching the moon so he bought me here and it made me so happy!

“Let’s sit down” Ryo said and then we sat at the edge of the cliff enjoying the view.

“Hime?” He said.

“What?” I said and then turned to face him. He looks so serious and it made me worried.

“Hime.” He said and then moved closer and pulls me into his embrace. I was now between his legs and our foreheads were touching.

“What Ryo? You’re making me worried” I said nervously. I was worried that Ryo would leave me because in the past, when we just got together, Ryo did said that its impossible having a relationship with a human and we might break up in the future but I said that it will work out so now, I’m worrying that what he said before would come true.

“Hime, you really love me right?”

“Of course I do! Why are you bringing this up all of a sudden!? Don’t tell me…. You want to break up?” I said worriedly.

“NO! Of course not! Don’t talk about that!”

“Then why Ryo? Your making me really worried”

“It just that, I want to be with you always” Ryo said and the close his eyes.

I put my hand on his cheek and then kissed him lightly on his lips and nose. “I do too and we can be like this forever.”

“No! That’s the problem. You’re human. And I’m a devil. You’re going to die and I’m hard to kill. Not immortal but very hard to kill. I don’t want you to die. I want you to always be breathing right next to me. So what I’m asking is, please be a demon” Ryo asks me and that question surprised me very much.

“What!? How is that possible?”

“It is very possible. And it has a 100% chance of succeeding but it just that, when I have to do it. I have to transfer my saliva and blood into you.”

“So? It’s very easy and has a 100% success rate. What’s the problem?”

Ryo sighs “I was an orphan. I was almost killed in a car accident when I was 26. This demon came and turns me into one of them. He transferred his saliva and blood into me. It was easy but it was so painful. It feels like your insides were being burned and ripped apart. I remember screaming my asses off then because of the pain. The pain lasted for days. I felt that my heart was hurting so badly as if it was being squeezed roughly to process the saliva and blood but we usually called both of them, vernom. And, I don’t want you to feel the same pain that I feel. Because it hurts so badly and it would definitely kill me seeing you in such pain” Ryo said and if he could cry, I knew that tears will be falling freely from his face.

I lift up his face and then stared lovingly into his eyes “I don’t care. I will do it even if it is painful” He was about to say something but I prevented him “No! And that’s final. It probably be painful but it will be more painful when I’m growing older and seeing you not aging at all and then dying! I don’t want to be away from you! I love you and I want to be beside you forever! Ryo, please, do it! I want to!” I said trying to convince him. He just hesitantly nodded and then put his leaned in to kiss me.

At first, it was just our lips but then his tongue poked at my lips asking permission to enter and I let him. His tongue started to roam the inside of my mouth and then out tongue fought for dominance. Saliva runs down on the corner of our mouth but we didn’t even bother to wipe it off. Then, after a while, I pulled apart because I was completely out of breath

“This is another thing I want to change you into a demon. I have to hesitate whenever I want to have sex or kiss you because if not, I can easily kill you.’ Ryo said glumly but I just chuckled.

“Then change me quickly so we can use our full strength”

“Are you sure? Won’t you have any regrets?”

“Of course I’m sure. But it might be said having to part with Sheena but I’ll explain everything to her and visited her sometime. Can I?”

“Of course but make sure she doesn’t tell anyone else.”

“She won’t. Believe me. She is the best, trusting, beautiful, intelligent, caring and loyal friend there is. She definitely won’t tell anyone” I said and Ryo pouted.

“Why are calling her all those things?” Ryo mumbled.

I laughed “Don’t worry, Ryo. You are my number one forever.” Ryo’s face then lifted up and I decided to tease him a bit “Although she was my previous number 1” Ryo face quickly fell.

“Hime!” I just laugh and pulled him in for a kiss. But then I pulled back remembering something that I didn’t want.

“Ryo, if I turn into a demon does that means I will have to be around your friends?”

“Yeah. Why?”

I just sighed “It just that, I don’t think I could handle Tegoshi and his hugs and the way he spins me around. It makes me feel that my brain had flew out of my head.” Ryo just chuckled

“Don’t worry. You will feel normal if you already turn into a demon. We won’t feel that little stuff anymore.”

“You’re probably right” I said and then put my forehead on Ryo’s “Ryo, promise me that you will be by my side forever”

Ryo smiled “I, the demon Nishikido Ryo, is promising that he will be together forever with his soon-to-be-demon human and the one in a million beautiful man, Ueda Tatsuya.” I punched him in the arm but I doubt that he was hurt by it.

“Don’t call me beautiful!”

“But you are. You are the most beautiful person in the whole entire world. Believe me.” He said and smiled and then put his hands on my cheeks and then rubbed under my eyes. “It’s your turn” He said and I laugh.

“I, the soon-to-be-demon human Ueda Tatsuya, promise to be in love with his sexy demon lover, Nishikido Ryo” Ryo grinned as he heard I said sexy and then I decided to tease him a bit “Who is short and is a very horny man”

“Hime!” He yelled and then we both laugh. I knew then that we will be together forever and nothing in the world is going to stop us. Because, he is my very sexy, handsome, cool and cute demon man and I’m his hot, beautiful, sexy and charming human boyfriend and we are definitely meant to be!

Ryo then leaned in to kiss me and I let him. We continued to kiss when the first snow fell onto my nose. We pulled apart by then and smiled at each other. Then, more snow began to fall.

“Merry Christmas, Hime” Ryo said as he caressed my cheek.

“Merry Christmas, Ryo” I said and then peck him on the cheek. We then continued to watch the snow fall while in each other’s embrace. He was right; this is an unforgettable Christmas or me.

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So, what do you think? I’m sorry if there are any mistakes, this fic is un-beta. Again, I just want to wish sakura_hime1212

length: one-shot, author: sanox, fanfic: a very weird christmas, ratings: pg-13, pairing: ryoda

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