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[sheer_cold]

I have prepared an antidote against the hair gel, by order of the Superior. Take 2 doses initially, and then a single dose on an hourly basis.

Did you understand? Please ask me if you have any questions, because if you overdose and die, I might face budget cuts and this does not bode well with me.

You are lucky. Oh so lucky.

Comments

[thenumberix]

oh man.. finally!! thanks Vex... I really appretiate it... and I'll be careful not to overdose... I don't wanna die!!! ;----;

[sheer_cold]

Unfortunately, not all of us share the same sentiment.

Do take care. The initial detoxification will remove most of the hair gel, but you need to continue taking the medicine to ensure the removal of the rest of it.

If you do not complete your dosage of medicine, the hair gel may grow resistant and next time you ingest it in a bout of stupidity, I will have to use much stronger methods such as cutting you open and scraping the gel off of your internal organs.

that would bring me much satisfaction. Do not follow my instructions.

[scheminghottea]

Demyx, I'll help you remember to take the medicine with the proper dosage.

Yes, I exist to ruin your fun, ice-queen.

[sheer_cold]

do not call me 'queen', you pathetic imitation of Gerard Way

Thank you, Zexion, for ensuring my budget will not decrease.

[scheminghottea]

You know, I had to go onto Wikipedia to find out who Gerard Way even was.
^________^

Oh, it's not a problem at all. Anything for Science.

[OOC: yeah, I really did >>; ]

[sheer_cold]

That is why I called you a pathetic imitation, not a good one.

Yes... anything for science...

[[ooc: HAHAH I only know his name because my friend is obsessed with him. Like the "I'M GONNA MARRY HIM" obsessed.]]