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Nov 06, 2006 12:09

Dear Customers,

If you have a shitty inkjet printer, and your shitty relatives email you shitty pictures of their shitty kids, don't be suprised when they print out really shittily.

At least, I hope that this is what happened. Otherwise, the number of photos you have of small children that you downloaded off the internet is worrying. More worrying is why there is also a picture of a child's drinking up on the floor and a picture of a dummy that was obviously pulled off the 'net, because it is watermarked with "COPYWRIGHT" and the website you stole it off watermakered all over it.

Furthur, please realise that laminating these shitty prints will not magically make them look stunning, or even improve them at all.

I laugh at you while I laminate, because it's costing you $3.50 per page.

Thanks!

P.S. 4x6 is not larger than 5x7, nub.
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