I've Only Done It Once Before
Title: I’ve only done this once before
Pairing: Sungmin/Siwon, voyeur Heechul, implied Sichul and Shihanchul and Hanchul but all very minor and implied.
Rating: pg-13 or R for suggestive situations
Disclaimer: I own them not
Summary: What the hell was going on? Heechul wondered.
A/N Prompt by the SJ pairing generator. Written late at night, un editied. I’m sorry.
“C’mon Hyung. It’ll be fun!” Heechul heard Siwon’s cheerful voice trying to persuade someone.
“I don’t know if it’s such a good idea Siwon” Sungmin’s voice answered.
“Aww please hyung. You promised!”
Heechul wondered what the two were doing. He had just been passing by the living room on his way to the kitchen when the voices had attracted his attention. He was now skulking inconspicuously around the corner, eavesdropping.
“I know I promised Wonnie” Wonnie? Thought Heechul inwardly cringing at the nickname. I’m the only one allowed to call Siwon “Wonnie”. Ok and maybe Hangeng when I give him permission.
“But I don’t think it’s gonna work out.” Sungmin continued. “What if someone walks in?”
“No one is gonna walk in Sungmin. I checked they’re all busy.”
Obviously didn’t check thoroughly enough. Cackled Heechul to himself. He had to admit he was getting curious as to what the two were doing. Sungmin obviously didn’t want to be interrupted.
“Relax. Ok?” Siwon tried to calm his hyung. “No one is going to see us. It’ll be fine.”
“But what if something goes wrong? What if someone hears us?” Sungmin protested.
“We’ll just have to be quiet then.” Siwon told him. “C’mon hyung I thought you said you’ve done this before?”
“Only once.” Sungmin pouted “and that was a long time ago.”
Heechul snickered to himself. He had a pretty good idea what they were referring too. Oh Sungmin you little liar. He thought. Everyone knows the sort of things Kyuhyun does to you late at night.
Siwon however seemed to take this as the truth. “Hmm ok Hyung. Do you want to be pitcher? Or catcher?”
“You mean I have a choice?” Suming asked in shock, at the same moment Heechul thought You mean he has a choice? He pouted. Siwon never gave Him a choice. Oh come on Siwon. Heechul urged him silently. You know Sungmin is uke. His suspicions were confirmed when he heard Sungmin say rather unsurly “Um…catcher I guess?”
“Ok.” Siwon agreed “Maybe we can switch after a couple rounds once you get the hang of it.”
Heechul stopped dead. Couple rounds? How much sex were the two planning on having?! He felt the tingle of jealously rearing up in his gut. Ok so he and Siwon weren’t exactly exlusive, but Heechul had been under the impression that their extra-relaionship affairs only extended to include Hangeng. The fact that Siwon wanted to bang the bunny boy left a bitter taste in Heechul’s mouth.
“Um…Siwon.” That was Sungmin again sounding unsure. “Are you sure we shouldn’t do this somewhere else…like outside?”
Heechul choked on his own saliva. OUTSIDE! Were they crazy? Did they want the fans to see them? God there was enough smut fanfiction around already. The fans did NOT need more inspiration. Now Heechul was a bit of an exhibitionist, as seen from his recent kissing spree with the other members, but even he drew the line somewhere!
Siwon merely chuckled. “No this is fine I promise. I won’t do it that hard.”
Yeah Right! Heechul thought. Siwon was pretty much a beast in the bedroom.
“Shall we start hyung?”
“O-okay” Stuttered Sungmin.
There was the sound of furniture being shifted around followed shortly by a soft thumping noise.
“There you go Hyung, you’re getting the rhythm of it now.” Siwon encouraged.
“OUCH” Sungmin yelped. Heechul would have sympathized with his dongsaeng’s pain if he wasn’t silently fuming in jealousy. “Be gentler Siwon! You nearly broke my hand!”
Wait…hand? What the hell were they doing?!
“Sorry, here, you want to try?” Siwon offered.
“Ok.” Sungmin said.
Heechul decided at this point that he had heard enough. No one was allowed to touch HIS Siwon except perhaps HIS Hangeng. He jumped out from behind the corner and let out a big “AH HA!”
The scene that met his eyes was not what Heechul had been expecting at all. Instead of finding Siwon and Sungmin in a compromising situation, what he saw was Siwon and Sungmin throwing a baseball back and forth.
There was a moment of awkward silence before Siwon asked “Can we help you Hyung?”
“Ummmm” Heechul thought quickly. “I was just looking for Hangeng and I thought he was in here. Sorry. Carry on!” He quickly fled the room. Shaking his head in amusement. As if Siwon would ever cheat on him with Sungmin! Heechul laughed to himself. The very idea was preposterous! He convieniently forgot that just moments before he had thought the very same.
Siwon and Sungmin just watched their Hyung go muttering darkly to himself.
“um…right” they chorused.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Later that night Heechul made sure that Siwon would never even consider cheating on him.
THE END!
Hahahahahahahaha *needs sleep*