Title: Just Dance: The Eunhaebritz story
Pairing: Eunhae+Britz!
Genre: Smut
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Britz meets Eunhae. Hot mansex ensues.
A/N: Written for my friend Britz who asked that I put him in a fanfiction. I asked him if he knew what exactly a fanfiction usually entails, he said yes “Love Children that mysteriously appear”. Then he laughed at me because I was uncomfortable about the whole thing (which just hardened my resolve to do it and do it with style). So I wrote him in with Eunhae because as we all know that is Thaur’s favorite pairing. I suppose this will just end up scaring her though.
I agreed to do this (even though I knew it would make me uncomfortable) for two reasons: 1. I knew it would be a challenge to write Britz as a character in something I usually regard as fantasy thus it would force me to confront a few of the double standards that I live with, and 2. I was probably high.
My first attempt at a threesome (it’s probably fail. I don’t know how they work. I’m sorry.) If it seems a little trite, it's supposed to be that way. I really couldn't take myself seriously with this one. As always sorry for my horribly grammer and speeling and comments are love. But I understand if you don’t want to comment on this because I’m not even sure I want to admit that I wrote it. :) Enjoy!
Britz was your average American Teen to Twenty Something. Young, ambitious, somewhat over weight, his greatest joys in life were singing and having corgies with his friends. He secretly harbored the desire to become a famous singer, but having no confidence in himself this dream remained unrealized…until the day his (awesome wonderful and totally cool) friends Anna, Jessikah and Georgia introduced him to the joys of Korea and Korean Pop music.
Britz rejoiced! At last a land where popularity was not based on talent but on the prettiness of the face and the sexiness of the body. A land where a man with even a modicum of talent would stand out! He decided then and there to abandon his university career and fly to Korea to become an Idol there (because he was talented, pretty and had one sexy bod).
At first Britz fit in very well in the Korean Idol culture. He quickly rose to the top of the popularity charts. He was sexy, pretty and had a voice that blew the audience away. He was also very very ok with all the skinship that came with being a famous Korean. There was only one problem…Britz could not dance.
His managers despaired. How could they promote an Idol that could not dance? Luckily a solution was discovered: DANCE LESSONS!
It was agreed upon that Britz would attend daily dance lessons with two of the greatest dancers Korea had ever seen: Donghae and Eunhyuk.
Britz was a little nervous meeting Eunhae for the first time. I mean, this was EUNHAE after all, who wouldn’t be nervous?
He handled it well though and managed not to stutter too badly when he introduced himself. Britz had magically mastered Korean so the language barrier did not exist.
They got right down to business to defeat the Huns turn Britz into a dancing machine worthy of the respect of ten thousand thousand fan girls.
Unfortunately, Britz really really sucked at dancing. No matter how many times Eunhyuk or Donghae demonstrated a move; he just could not imitate it.
“Left foot stomp!” Eunhyuk shouted above the practice music. “No your other left!” He barely resisted the urge to face palm. In all his years as an Idol, he had never met someone so fail at dancing. Even Heechul had been better than this.
“Hyukkie” Said Donghae, placing a calming hand on Eunhyuk’s arm. He knew his lover was getting frustrated by Britz’s lack of progress. “Maybe it’s time for a change in teaching methods” He winked suggestively.
Eunhyuk unfortunately did not follow. “Um what?” It wasn’t like there were a lot of different ways to teach dance besides example.
“Remember how Sungmin hyung used to have issues getting those hip thrusts in Don’t Don just right?”
Eunhyuk nodded, still not fully understanding what Donghae was getting at.
“Weelllllll, Do you remember how we helped him learn how to do them correctly?”
Suddenly the light bulb went on in Eunhyuk’s head.
“Oh…ohhhhhh”
Smirking wickedly at Donghae, Eunhyuk beckoned Britz over.
“Britzy Britz, we are going to try things a little differently today. Since the old method of teaching is not working, we’re going to try a new way.” His eyes darkened and his voice dropped down to a husky whisper. “Intense physical contact.”
Britz felt a bit apprehensive about this turn of events. Sure he was cool with the touchy feely Koreans, but ‘Intense Physical Contact’ sounded a little…well...intense.
Before he could voice his concerns, however, Eunhae moved; Eunhyuk to the front and Donghae to the back, creating a Britz sandwich.
“Shh just relax. Let’s try it from the chorus, left foot stomp” Donghae whispered huskily into Britz’s ear from behind. His breath ghosted warm and wet against Britz’s neck.
“Stop over thinking it and just go with it. Feel it. Put your hands on Eunhyuk’s waist like this” Donghae demonstrated what he meant by placing his own arms firmly around Britz’s waist. “Just follow along.”
Eunhyuk slowly walked through the complicated steps of the chorus, leading Britz, with Donghae guiding him from behind. It was a bizarre sort of conga line.
After several slow repetitions of the step Britz was beginning to understand.
Eunhyuk picked up the pace gradually until Brtiz was able to dance at regular speed.
“Good.” Donghae whispered again. “Let’s try the choreography for the first verse.”
Britz gulped audibly. The choreography for the first verse involved a lot of hip thrusts.
Eunhyuk looked back over his shoulder to catch Donghae’s eyes. He winked. He knew what was coming next.
They slowly (oh so slowly) ran through the steps still in the same positions, Eunhyuk in front, Donghae in back, Britz in the middle trying not to screw up.
It soon became apparent that their current situation was not going to work for teaching Britz the steps to the first verse. Britz kept getting distracted, first by Donghae’s firm body pressing against his back gyrating hips pressed hard against his rear, and secondly by Eunhyuk’s tight little ass rubbing enticingly across a very sensitive part of his body.
Britz was only a man after all, and a horny one at that.
Eunhyuk smirked to himself as he felt Britz junior making an “appearance”. He ground his hips back harder against Britz, and was gratified to hear a moan that he couldn’t quite suppress.
“Hey Hyukkie” Donghae breathed suggestively. “I think he likes it.” The music kept pounding. Britz couldn’t take it anymore, not with these two gorgeous guys all but dry humping him. “Heck yes” He hissed, pulling Eunhyuk tighter against him.
Donghae laughed low in his throat. He placed a hot opened mouth kiss to the side of Britz's neck, biting down hard enough to leave a bruise. Britz was amazed that he still had enough blood to cause his face to flush, it felt like all of it had rushed immediately south.
“So Britzy. Are you ready to practice those hip thrusts now?”
Britz opened his mouth to protest. While the situation was incredibly hot, it was also incredibly wrong. Donghae cut him off. “Shhh you just let Eunhae take care of you alright?” He caught Eunhyuk’s eye in one of the mirrors that lined the walls of the studio. He winked causing Eunhyuk to smirk. That was his signal.
He spun around so that he and Britz were now dancing chest to chest. Donghae untangled his hands from Britz’s waist and reached for his lover. His hands found their place at Eunhyuk’s hips, while the other dancer rubbed his own hands down Britz’s chest eventually reaching the hem of his loose athletic pants. Eunhyuk dipped his fingers teasingly below the elastic.
Britz groaned. “Oh god what are you doing?” Donghae shut him up with a kiss. “Shhh just relax. He’s really good at this part.”
Britz didn’t have the chance to ask what “This part” meant because suddenly both his pants and Eunhyuk hit the floor.
Britz’s breath hitched in his throat. Sure he was ok with the touching and the hugs, hell he was even ok with admitting that these two turned him on, but was he really ok with getting a bj from Eunhyuk while Donghae watched? That decision was made for him when Eunhyuk’s mouth closed tight around the head of his arousal.
Red hot heat and pressure surrounded him. He threw his head back and moaned. Eunhyuk looked up at him with wide innocent seeming eyes as he took more of Britz’s length into his mouth. Britz couldn’t take it. His hyung was down on his knees in front of him sucking him off like there was no tomorrow looking up at him like he’d never done it before even though it was clear that Eunhyuk had. Britz shut his eyes tight, but the image was burned on the inside of his eyelids. It just turned him on even more.
“Fuck” he cursed under his breath. His hips bucked forward automatically. He needed more of that wet hot mouth.
“Hmm” Said a voice near his ear. “My sentiments exactly. Look at him Britz” Donghae ordered. “Isn’t he so pretty like this? Down on his knees like that. It’s enough to drive a man wild.” Donghae’s voice was husky and low. Britz didn’t know if it was the tone of voice, or the words it said but it made him groan in frustration and want. He was so close…if only Eunhyuk would keep sucking him like that he could…
“Hyuk-baby” Donghae cooed “You’re so good. So good. But if you keep on like that Britz’s won’t be able to keep it up for the main event.” He caressed Eunhyuk’s hair lovingly. Eunhyuk pulled back and nipped at Donghae’s hand playfully. “Ah cheeky monkey.” Donghae smacked him lightly across the face. Eunhyuk hummed happily, again sucking lightly at the tip of Britz’s cock.
“M-main Event?” Britz stuttered. He wasn’t sure he wanted to know. Donghae stared darkly into Britz’s eyes and Britz gulped. He suddenly realized that Donghae was not going to be content with simply watching.
“What?” Britz’s brain seemed to have shut down somewhere in between the second and third repetition of the song that was still playing.
“Shhh just relax. Like I said, let Eunhae take care of you.” Donghae whispered again. He kissed Britz’s neck again eliciting another moan. He took advantage of Britz’s momentarily open mouth to slip three fingers in. “Suck” he ordered.
Britz’s first reaction was to refuse but Donghae insisted. Britz realized he really didn’t have much say in the matter so he decided to just enjoy it.
But it was a little difficult not to squirm uncomfortably when Donghae took his fingers, dripping with saliva, and inserted them into a very different hole. Britz tensed under Donghae’s administrations. This was all very new to him and it hurt more than a little. He tried to relax as Donghae scissored his fingers murmuring soothing sounds.
Eunhyuk, apparently thinking this was a good time, stopped sucking. Instead he pulled back and began to blow on the hardened flesh, short teasing puffs of air. Britz couldn’t handle that, not when Donghae’s probing fingers brushed something deep inside of him that had Britz letting loose a string of curse words he hadn’t even known he knew. Donghae grinned and withdrew his fingers while Britz forcefully grabbed Eunhyuk’s head pulling him forward until Eunhyuk was once again sucking on Britz’s cock.
This time Britz didn’t close his eyes but watched as his length disappeared into that ungodly tight mouth, just as Donghae slid into Britz. Britz felt tears of pain pricking at the corner of his eyes as muscles burned and stretched in a new way. Laced with the pain however was pleasure. Donghae pulled back and thrust deep, letting out a groan of his own. Britz panted, and mewled, lost in the new sensation.
He didn’t last long. He knew he wouldn’t. Not after Eunhyuk plunged a hand down his own pants and began to pleasure himself, moaning around Britz’s cock and sending marvelous vibrations up the base of his spine. All too soon Britz felt the rising heat; it spread through his body like wild fire. His stomach muscles tensed. He gripped Eunhyuk’s hair tightly, bucking his hips forward; snapping them back to meet Donghae’s thrust. He tumbled off the edge into white hot heat speckled with stars. He was only vaguely aware of Donghae behind him still thrusting in and out, and Eunhyuk making the most erotic noises imaginable as he swallowed the evidence of Britz’s orgasm. All of this didn’t register to Britz. He was too far gone.
He was falling, falling, falling…
He landed in a soft pile of blankets. He sat up, confused. He was back in his dorm room at college. Where was the dance studio? The mirrors? The Music? The sexy Eunhae? He flipped on a light.
“OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!” Alex, Britz’s roommate said from the next bed over. He chucked a pillow at Britz’s head. “Turn off the fucking light!” Britz hastily complied. Angry! Alex was never any fun. Britz was still very confused. What had happened?
“Oh and by the way? What the fuck were you dreaming about? You were talking in your sleep.” Britz felt his face turn red. Thankfully the darkness hid his blush. “Eunhae…” He said uncertainly.
“Eunhae…” Alex tested the name. “She must be really hot . It sounded like you were having a good time" Alex laughed suggestively. Britz chucked the pillow back, feeling incredibly embarrassed that he had just had a sex dream about two Korean idols.He totally blamed Georgia and her Asian obsession.
“Yeah. Whatever goodnight.” He rolled over in bed and tried not to think about the next morning when he would go back to being your average American teen to twenty something.
THE END
A/N II: I'm trying to be more like Heechul and not do anything I have to apologize for. It's not working too well. So. Really sorry for those that aren't britz. Britz. Not sorry for you at all. You asked for it :) I would love to see your face when you read this. Favorite typo I made (Besides mispelling britz and mixing up Donghae and Eunhyuk at one point) was "All too soon Britz felt the rising heat; it spread through his body like wildflower". Hahahahah I blame the sleep deprivation..