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My friend Saffron (tigrrrlilee), wrote this hilarious post... it was all about me (cause duh, I'm cool), and here are my favorite parts from that post... just because they made me laugh so much, and I really needed to laugh, and other people deserve to laugh too.
14)she looks swiss. she's a swiss miss.
15)she trusted me enough to tell me about her gay retarded brother who's in an institution....when I was asleep.....
21) nobody should sing the "good morning to you, zip zip zip..." song besides her EVER.
by the way, nobody's feeling mighty EH we're not fucking canadian (yet) it's feeling mighty GAY. GAY GAY GAY.
24) her shortish hair makes her look like one of the beatles. it really does. we should all dress up like 1960s teenage girls and fling ourselves at her. rad.
AND SHE WROTE ME A SONG! HEEEEEH!!
dixie is super-spiffy, yessir, yessir,
she's really great and her name is audur and she lives far away
what's that crazy country? iceland, iceland....
when we gonna see her? next summer when i have money.
Other very exciting things are happening in my life, too... for example, I turned in my ecology report at 11:57 pm... 2 minutes before it was due! That's a major accomplishment! It was like 2 pages too long, though.
And there was this HUGE fire in Reykjavík like two hours ago... a big thingie that had tires and all kinds of rubber in it burned down, and they ordered people to shut their windows and keep inside cause there was so much yucky smoke... they're evacuating the area around it now. I can even smell the burnt rubber here,, in my house! All the windows are closed, and I live pretty far away from where this happened but the smell is still pretty strong. Disgusting.
Oh, and I totally forgot to say that today I chopped a small piece off my finger. It's gross and it hurts - but I guess that should teach me not to cut bagels above the kitchen sink... with a steak knife? :þ
14)she looks swiss. she's a swiss miss.
15)she trusted me enough to tell me about her gay retarded brother who's in an institution....when I was asleep.....
21) nobody should sing the "good morning to you, zip zip zip..." song besides her EVER.
by the way, nobody's feeling mighty EH we're not fucking canadian (yet) it's feeling mighty GAY. GAY GAY GAY.
24) her shortish hair makes her look like one of the beatles. it really does. we should all dress up like 1960s teenage girls and fling ourselves at her. rad.
AND SHE WROTE ME A SONG! HEEEEEH!!
dixie is super-spiffy, yessir, yessir,
she's really great and her name is audur and she lives far away
what's that crazy country? iceland, iceland....
when we gonna see her? next summer when i have money.
Other very exciting things are happening in my life, too... for example, I turned in my ecology report at 11:57 pm... 2 minutes before it was due! That's a major accomplishment! It was like 2 pages too long, though.
And there was this HUGE fire in Reykjavík like two hours ago... a big thingie that had tires and all kinds of rubber in it burned down, and they ordered people to shut their windows and keep inside cause there was so much yucky smoke... they're evacuating the area around it now. I can even smell the burnt rubber here,, in my house! All the windows are closed, and I live pretty far away from where this happened but the smell is still pretty strong. Disgusting.
Oh, and I totally forgot to say that today I chopped a small piece off my finger. It's gross and it hurts - but I guess that should teach me not to cut bagels above the kitchen sink... with a steak knife? :þ