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Today, I finally went and bought a real sports bra. It's super comfy, and it totally squishes my boobs down to nothing. Obviously, this fascinates me, so I had to show everyone in the family. They were all sort-of "whatever" about it. Except my mom. We had the following conversation:
- Hey mom! Look! My boobs are gone!
- omgwtf!! What happened to you!! (horrified look)
- Um... I bought a sports bra...
- Oh. Oh! Never wear it when you're not working out! It looks horribly wrong!!
I actually kinda like it. I may invest in more. And wear them every day because seriously. So comfy!
- Hey mom! Look! My boobs are gone!
- omgwtf!! What happened to you!! (horrified look)
- Um... I bought a sports bra...
- Oh. Oh! Never wear it when you're not working out! It looks horribly wrong!!
I actually kinda like it. I may invest in more. And wear them every day because seriously. So comfy!