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So some of you may know that I have this huge crush on Sarah Silverman. Understandably! The woman is a genius. I've been watching her TV show lately (it's called The Sarah Silverman Program and airs on Comedy Central). The first episode was hilarious - check out this video for a sample:
But the second episode was horribly disappointing. I'm faithful to my Sarah, though, and I've watched every episode so far (well, that's only five, total...), and fortunately, it's picking up again. The latest episode? Hysterical! In it, Sarah convinces herself that she is a lesbian (in an earlier episode, she was convinced she had aids - that was pretty funny, too), and among other things goes to her (very straight) sister to borrow "lesbian-looking clothes" (the sister mostly wears nice shirts, and girlie skirts...). Obviously, there were lots of funny quotes...
"What is a lesbian? What is anything? Like, what's a unicorn? It's a horse with a horn on it's head that's magic... you know? A lesbian is just a woman with a horn on her head that's magic."
"Well, as a lesbian, I recent your laughter. And all laughter!"
"I've failed at heterosexuality, I've failed at homosexuality... I guess I just have to stop thinking that the right person's just gonna come along, you know? I have to be the right person, I have to come along. I'm a memosexual!"
But the second episode was horribly disappointing. I'm faithful to my Sarah, though, and I've watched every episode so far (well, that's only five, total...), and fortunately, it's picking up again. The latest episode? Hysterical! In it, Sarah convinces herself that she is a lesbian (in an earlier episode, she was convinced she had aids - that was pretty funny, too), and among other things goes to her (very straight) sister to borrow "lesbian-looking clothes" (the sister mostly wears nice shirts, and girlie skirts...). Obviously, there were lots of funny quotes...
"What is a lesbian? What is anything? Like, what's a unicorn? It's a horse with a horn on it's head that's magic... you know? A lesbian is just a woman with a horn on her head that's magic."
"Well, as a lesbian, I recent your laughter. And all laughter!"
"I've failed at heterosexuality, I've failed at homosexuality... I guess I just have to stop thinking that the right person's just gonna come along, you know? I have to be the right person, I have to come along. I'm a memosexual!"