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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
In March, I rescued rebirtha from being sacrificed (-200 points). When the stars were right, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In December, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In January, I sacrificed dirtyplanet to Cthulhu (500 points). In August, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In February, I stopped aspic_love from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points).
In short, I have been very good (495 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant,
sheepeople
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