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so this is a joke
so theres this russian named kiloff hes a poor russian lumber jack, one day while cutting trees kiloff finds a magic lamp so he rubs it and a genie comes out say kiloff you set me free thus i will grant you one wish of your choseing kiloff looks at him and goes I am a poor lumberjack i want to piss vodka the genie says wish granted kiloff finshes his dutys and is coming home from the lumberyard and tells his wife melinoff about the genie melinoff asks well did it work? lets test it so kiloff grabs two glasses holds his up and pisses in it and its clear looks like vodka smells it smels like vodka and then drinkes it tastes like vodka so they have a wild and fun night with free vodka next comes home from the lumberyard sees two glasses on the table fills them and him and his wife have a fun night the next day comes home and sees two glasses on the table and says "no melinoff tonight you drink from the bottle"
so theres this russian named kiloff hes a poor russian lumber jack, one day while cutting trees kiloff finds a magic lamp so he rubs it and a genie comes out say kiloff you set me free thus i will grant you one wish of your choseing kiloff looks at him and goes I am a poor lumberjack i want to piss vodka the genie says wish granted kiloff finshes his dutys and is coming home from the lumberyard and tells his wife melinoff about the genie melinoff asks well did it work? lets test it so kiloff grabs two glasses holds his up and pisses in it and its clear looks like vodka smells it smels like vodka and then drinkes it tastes like vodka so they have a wild and fun night with free vodka next comes home from the lumberyard sees two glasses on the table fills them and him and his wife have a fun night the next day comes home and sees two glasses on the table and says "no melinoff tonight you drink from the bottle"