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I have returned from a somewhat eventful cruise. I visited Key West and Cozumel. Key West was sorta boring but Cozumel was the highlight of my trip. I recommend not visting Key West unless you want to see a little stretch of land with little tin-roof houses that they call "cottages."
Once me and my family arrived in Cozumel we went to the beach. I got to drive a jet ski, which was quite interesting. Afterwards, Patrice(my mother), befriended 4 drunken 18 and 19yr olds playing beer pong. Patrice was told by one of the guys to be a judge in the "Sexiest Man Legs Contest." She was also told that if she judged, he would give her a lap dance. Listen, when a bunch of 18 & 19yr olds flirts more with your mother than you, it becomes a humorously sad world. My sober self looked on at these people having a drukenly good time.
Afterwards, we all left the beach to head back to the ship. Patrice spotted a Senor Frogs along the way and suggested we go "take a look." "Finally!" I thought to myself. Once at Senor Frogs, I became drunken off of strawberry daiquiris, I did some sort of salsa dance with a waiter (p.s. i dont know how to salsa) and watched my parents take shots. It was all a good time.
Back at the ship, I went to a dinner that i dont quite remember And headed back to my cabin to rest. Sunday I woke up promising to never drink again. Monday, I took that promise back and returned home. Overall, I enjoyed the trip.
Once me and my family arrived in Cozumel we went to the beach. I got to drive a jet ski, which was quite interesting. Afterwards, Patrice(my mother), befriended 4 drunken 18 and 19yr olds playing beer pong. Patrice was told by one of the guys to be a judge in the "Sexiest Man Legs Contest." She was also told that if she judged, he would give her a lap dance. Listen, when a bunch of 18 & 19yr olds flirts more with your mother than you, it becomes a humorously sad world. My sober self looked on at these people having a drukenly good time.
Afterwards, we all left the beach to head back to the ship. Patrice spotted a Senor Frogs along the way and suggested we go "take a look." "Finally!" I thought to myself. Once at Senor Frogs, I became drunken off of strawberry daiquiris, I did some sort of salsa dance with a waiter (p.s. i dont know how to salsa) and watched my parents take shots. It was all a good time.
Back at the ship, I went to a dinner that i dont quite remember And headed back to my cabin to rest. Sunday I woke up promising to never drink again. Monday, I took that promise back and returned home. Overall, I enjoyed the trip.