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[shedyourstripes]

Okay, so. Now all that crap is over, I have one thing to say.

Ready?

I TOLD YOU SO.And i'm not a goddamn pineapple. Don't listen to the strawberry/carrot/RETARD Ichigo. He gets his ass handed to him by about twelve different girls every day, okay? And he has a dog named Hamlet. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOUT

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[passionforshoes]

Does your mouth ever get tired?

[shedyourstripes]

Occasionally. But you weren't sleeping this time... right?

Cindy lies =D

[passionforshoes]

I was. I had to rest up from having wild animalistic sex all last night.

LOL

[shedyourstripes]

... Uh-huh.

[passionforshoes]

You should try having some. It'll give you a valid reason to scream.

[shedyourstripes]

What? You're offering?

[passionforshoes]

Do I look desperate to you?

And watch how you answer that, boy.

SOB. SOBBBBB.

[shedyourstripes]

Nah, come on, if you can give a joke you can take one.

I'm not that desperate.

DON'T CRY. IF SHE DIDN'T LIKE HIM, SHE WOULDN'T FUCK WITH HIM LOL

[passionforshoes]

Who said I was joking?

FFFF SHE IS AWESOME.

[shedyourstripes]

... No one?

[passionforshoes]

Then why'd you do a stupid thing like assuming? Are you usually this much of an idiot?

[shedyourstripes]

Can't you tell by the post? Seriously, now.

[passionforshoes]

I didn't want to assume, Pineapple. Nice of you to admit your lack of brain function.

[shedyourstripes]

Well hey, it's everyone's mistake then when they start to underestimate me.

[passionforshoes]

Right. Whatever you say, sweetie.