Christmas sucked. xcept I found out this:
1) This is my second cousin: http://www.royaltyofman.com/
His name is David Howe.
He paid a lot of $$ to trace his lineage back to the 1200s and found out, WHOA! he's a descendant of one of the last rulers of the Isle of Man.
No.
Really.
Funny thing is, if he did it the right way, going through the oldest male and everything my dad would be the rightful heir.
My father.
The spy.
Oh, and all of the citizens of the Isle of Man hate him. A lot. because he's actually trying to RULE!!
Imagine that! My second cousin!
B) I also found out I have a black first cousin because my uncle Richard knocked up a black woman 23 or some years ago! Apparently the rest of my family has known about it for a few months, but I just found out about it yesterday because I'm left out of everything.
And it sucks living out far away from all the people i love, but whatever. I guess.
happy boxing day.
His name is David Howe.
He paid a lot of $$ to trace his lineage back to the 1200s and found out, WHOA! he's a descendant of one of the last rulers of the Isle of Man.
No.
Really.
Funny thing is, if he did it the right way, going through the oldest male and everything my dad would be the rightful heir.
My father.
The spy.
Oh, and all of the citizens of the Isle of Man hate him. A lot. because he's actually trying to RULE!!
Imagine that! My second cousin!
B) I also found out I have a black first cousin because my uncle Richard knocked up a black woman 23 or some years ago! Apparently the rest of my family has known about it for a few months, but I just found out about it yesterday because I'm left out of everything.
And it sucks living out far away from all the people i love, but whatever. I guess.
happy boxing day.