Man Breaks Out Dating Boxers
SUFFOLK, VA-Having secured a date for the first time in seven months, area resident Andrew Agee removed his dating boxers from the bottom of his dresser. "No tighty-whities for me tonight," said Agee, taking off a pair of dingy Fruit Of The Loom briefs and slipping on the blue Calvin Klein boxers with a small, understated white "CK" logo near the bottom of the right leg. "A girl might actually see me in my underwear." Agee added that if the date goes well and future encounters with the woman seem likely, he will purchase a three-pack of boxers.
Courtesy of The Onion.
This was too accurate not to post in my own LJ. The only difference is that Andrew has more luck with women than me.
(I'm self deprecating. Deal with it.)